corrupt-a-wish

[maiden1]

wish granted, thats good as the boys need you down at the BAR, your the only GAY in the village

I wish for free pizza tonight.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted but not only am i shitting on it, im gonna make sure its diarrhea shit.

i wish i had a better BMX bike

 

[maiden1]

^hmmmmmmm curry.............^

your wish has been granted, but i forgot to add your seat, watch out for the high jumps


i wish for more speed.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you can never stop. Ever.

I wish for the cat shit to get off my shoe. The cat actually did take a dump in my shoe last night... Fucking spooky.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, but its gonna take a shit on your face while you sleep.

i wish i could find more bands were the vocals are in spanish

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they are all electro-pop bands.

I wish my physics lessons weren't so damn annoying.

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,you will engage gay sex with your fellow students instead to kill the time

i wish my bathory cd;s wouldn´t have all these scratches on them

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, they only have one huge scratch down the middle.

I wish I knew where my Scrubs Season 2 DVD Disc 2 was...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but you have no more off.

i wish i didnt leave my boots at school... i have an ass to kick tomorrow

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted but the lunch lady already made it into tomorrows "mystery meat"

i wish that all emo and scene kids would die

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they stain your best sweater with their blood.

I wish Youtube wasn't so darn slow!

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, but your computer will crash

 

[Alasdhair]

I wish paranoidmexican009 had wished for something.

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,he wished for an erotic experience with you

i wish Modo will beat the hell out of Linköping in tonights game

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but the goalie gets a skate to the jugular, like so:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YcaDwFku7iU

i wish there was a womens hockey team at my school

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's made up of fat Mildred and her friends.

I wish my tutor wasn't so boring...

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,you get a really funny teacher instead that jokes all the time,and in turn,you learn nothing,later resulting in unemployment and the developement of a social misfit.

I wish the goalie survives getting his throat slit by a skate

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but he is paralyzed from the neck downwards.

I wish I could play the two vinyls I have...

 

[cadavria]

Granted, but he is paralyzed from the neck downwards.

I wish I could play the two vinyls I have...

granted but then u'll be deaf

I wish I could go to Wacken next year

 

[Socrates]

Granted, but whilst there you get bum-raped on the first day, and the resulting internal bleeding means you have to go to hospital and miss the entire festival.

I wish I could take your place at Wacken