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[Pessimism]

Granted, but you miss all the paychecks you would have recieved between now and then.


I wish I actually had some damn money

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you have to pay your bills and become in debt again.

I wish my dog stopped licking her chops.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now your dog is licking your balls..in front of company

I wish things could go a bit smoother in my life

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted but now you're life become very boring and you kill yourself.

I wish they never invented those damn fisher-price popcorn pushy toys

 

[Accolade2289]

Granted, but now you never learn to walk.

I wish Cliff Burton (Metallica) never died.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but he kills the rest of Metallica for becoming sellouts and goes to jail for murder. Then 5 years later dies in a jail house brawl anyways.

I wish this jackass outside would stop being so loud.

 

[-[chop]-]

Granted,but he will be in your house insted...

I wish for a new mp3 player...

 

[mutantllama]

Granted, but all the songs on it are shitty.
I wish I had a soda............

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but I pissed in it.

I wish I doubled my annual salary at work.

 

[Black Core]

Granted but you get fired 2 days later

I wish it hadn't rained today

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but ow all the local crops wither and die, and your family starves to death.

I wish I had a watermelon.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but that guy that smashes watermelons smashes your watermelon.

i wish my roomate didnt listen to such shitty music

 

[maiden1]

granted, but when you get home there will be a sign on the door it will say......N E X T........


I wish for nothing.........

 

[Socrates]

Granted, but then you totally get the aids for having nothing magical.

I wish DevilDriver merchandise wasn't ridonkulusly overpriced

 

[maiden1]

granted ol bean, BUT now you suffer from electraphobia, you hate electricity............


for my second wish, I wish for a never ending pkt of tim tams...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. i dont even know what the fuck tim tams are but have fun with them



i wish the fuckign hockey game wasnt cancelled and i didnt get shitfaced for no fucking raeason

 

[maiden1]

Granted the hockey game will be played, you will get to see the game and you will have shit on face.........STINKY............


For my third wish, I wish for world peace...........:Smug:

 

[Socrates]

Granted. But this results in the soldiers being unable to convert to normal life styles.
This in turn causes an uprising who proceed to murder all before them.

I wish for yo' momma

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you now become a brick in a wall


I wish I would win lotto tonight so that i could meet some of you peoples..........

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but no one wants to meet you.


i wish someone would write this paper for me.