corrupt-a-wish

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but now someone shoves a board up your ass

I wish I didn't need at least 6 hours of sleep a night to be refreshed.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but instead of needing 6 hours, now you need to suck on a fat mans ball sac to fall sleep instead.

I wish my dog didn't shed everywhere.

 

[Black Core]

Granted, he just shits in your lap now

I wish I could sleep better tonight

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you do it using Miscreant's Ballsac sucking method.

I wish my dog didn't shit in my lap now.

 

[Black Core]

Granted, he shits in your mouth now (I was gonna do that sooner but I was keeping it civilised but now you asked for it )

I wish you wouldn't ruin my wishes

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ Dammmmmmmmn. Where's that freaking "Oh No You Didn't" pic?

Granted. But now you are out of wishes.

I wish the kid whizzing by on his bike down my block would fall off and smear his face on the pavement.

 

[Black Core]

dunno, haven't seen it around lately

Granted, but he finds out you wished for it and comes to shit in your lap

I wish we would find that pic back

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted.

I wish all pictures were that freaking funny.

 

[Black Core]

Granted but they all make of you

I wish you would leave me alone so I could get some rest

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted. But now you are bored in bed trying to sleep.

I wish ... I wish... ah fuck it. I'm satisfied for now

 

[intestinesofwar]

...er...?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I wish I could stop sucking Ballsac's before I go to sleep.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^

Not Granted.

I wish you were here [/Pink Floyd]

 

[Valerie]

Granted. But you is dead.

I wish this wish would be granted the way it was wished for.

 

[intestinesofwar]

granted, but the way it was wished for was not specific enough, turning it against you.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ Had you wished it may have come true, but now you get 7 years bad luck and will die in a pool of piss.

I wish I could get to bed.

 

[-[chop]-]

Granted. but you have to walk through 7 layers of hell to get there..

I wish i had all beer in the world

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted but it's all warm

I wish I was Paul Gilbert

 

[-[chop]-]

Granted. But you will suck at guitar ^^

I wish i had a new TV!!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted ,but when you hit the power button it fucking explodes..injuring you and burning down your residence

i wish i had all the albums by Annihilator