corrupt-a-wish

[mutantllama]

granted but it only works for 5 seconds
I wish slipknot would die

 

[HellWolf]

granted, but in their death they become a 1000 times more popular and you cannot go anywhere without hearing one of thier songs

i wish i had my old PRS back

 

[mutantllama]

granted but its broken
I wish no one would post after me

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

ha! wish corrupted...kind of...

i wish i didnt have a six page limit on my art assignment

 

[entanglement]

Granted, now its just 2 pages.. 2. That's right.. JUST BLOODY TWO!! PANTHER ATTACK MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I didn't have... that. Yeah.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted...but you do have this!

 

[mutantllama]

^you forgot to wish
I wish I wasn't failing any classes.

 

[Pђoenix]

granted but everything you learn becomes pointless.

i wish i didn't have a fractured collar bone

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you've got 2 broken legs and a massive concussion.

i wish it was saturday night again

 

[Pђoenix]

^wooo as long as I can play guitar

 

[Pessimism]

^Granted, but it's with your toes.

I wish the rep system was back, so I could get shit for saying Euronymous was a dumb-ass who had no talent

 

[Pessimism]

^ Not Granted


I wish this forum would come alive like the monster in my sheets at night

 

[Lord Bodom]

Granted. But after ten minutes of activity, it will return to a week's slumber. Just like "the monster in your sheets".

I wish I could attend Wacken Open Air 2007. \m/

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but the concert gets hit by a tornado. \m/

I wish I weren't so tired, so that I could focus on my homework that's due in four hours.

 

[Lord Bodom]

vihris-gari,
Granted, but you still barely pass.

I wish the program I'm working on would WORK.
(nothing special, just a huge homework assignment)

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but you fail.

I wish my plans would just work out for once.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but that "onve" was five years ago.

I wish I had a little more time to work on my finals

 

[chris-o-fer]

^Granted, but now you have double the course load with 1/4 more time to finish.

I wish I could visit Italy for vacation.


(I missed this thread! Totally forgot about it...)

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat pizza.

I wish this thread would rock socks.

 

[entanglement]

Agreed, but the socks no longer want that.

I wish rocking socks was not a popular expression.