corrupt-a-wish

[mutantllama]

granted but now you found out that you slept for 10 days strait

I wish people couldnt corrupt my wishes

 

[entanglement]

Granted. Now you don't get to wish at all.

I wish I had better grade in mathematics in the last semester.

 

[HellWolf]

Granted, but now all your other grades are a 34% or lower

i wish i had mad skillz

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you're great at WOW, but suck at life.

I wish I could spell krepermonestatic correctly

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but now people think you're a massive dork for knowing that word.

I wish I didn't have two tests tomorrow. Someone shoot me, please.

 

[HellWolf]

granted, but now you're dead...damn, that sucks, eh?

i wish i had something other than diet pepsi to drink....yick

 

[IcedMaidenAllica]

Granted, but now you have to drink a never-ending supply of horse jizz. Eww.

I wish there was a band that everyone would like and sounded JUST like Amon Amarth.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they all die when their bus crashes.

i wish it was friday.

300 COMES OUT IN 2 DAYS

 

[HellWolf]

granted, but 300 is so horrible that you kill yourself

i wish my damned schecter didn't need a friggin 100$ repair

 

[entanglement]

300 COMES OUT IN 2 DAYS

w0t dat?

 

[HellWolf]

it's a movie

 

[zabu of nΩd]

granted, but 300 is so horrible that you kill yourself

i wish my damned schecter didn't need a friggin 100$ repair

Granted, now it needs a $1000 repair... whatever the fuck a schecter is.

I wish I had more Morbid Angel to rock out to.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you break your neck.

i wish i my room wasnt so damn cold.

 

[HellWolf]

Granted, now it needs a $1000 repair... whatever the fuck a schecter is.QUOTE]

schecter is a guitar brand



granted, but now it's blazing hot

i wish it was april 20th already!!!

 

[mutantllama]

granted but on that day you die

I wish all emos would die

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but due to the resultant high concentration of testosterone-crazy metalheads, world anarchy causes all governments to collapse, and you and your family are killed in a raid by rabid black metal fanatics.

I wish I hadn't run out of milk. My morning's going to suck without it.

 

[IcedMaidenAllica]

Granted, but now you have to drink milk from a rat bitch in heat.

I wish my girlfriend didn't hate me, and I wish I hadn't fucked up royally.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now shes fucked up and you hate her.

i wish i didnt feel like crap today

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted - you instead feel gay as a fairy queen, and promptly begin prancing around like one!

I wish Internet porn were holographic. That would be pretty cool.

 

[entanglement]

Granted but the colors make it really funny.

I wish my DVD Burner was working so I could burn my Kubuntu iso.