corrupt-a-wish

[Pessimism]

Is it on a chest or a knee?

 

[kerrys wear boots]

penis















its on my ribs. i'll post a better picture when i can get one.. my nephew broke my camera.

 

[Pessimism]

That picture...I'm seeing empty space aroudn the flesh...I don't see ribs....I'm so confused

 

[entanglement]

Granted.

Um.... yeah.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i wish pennsylvania didnt suck so damn much. i hate erie uke:

 

[Pessimism]

Wish granted, but due to the time warp dilations, you're just moved to a different area - Pennsylvania has to suck.

I wish.....WHY?!?!?!

 

[entanglement]

Now you wish 'when'.

I wish these pretzels weren't making me thirsty.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but these pretzels are making you THIRSTY


i wish someone took a picture of me giving the finger to the referees, other hockey team, and their parents

and i wish i didnt get kicked out of my game

 

[entanglement]

evil kerry!

Granted, they ban you for life.

I wish I wasn't having a plumbing problem.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, but now you have a metaphorical plumbing problem

I wish that shirts werent so expensive

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now pants are.


i wish i had just slid into the creek instead of fucking up my back

 

[entanglement]

granted, but you walk out and a giant piano drops on you, practically shattering your spine into pieces.

i wish i weren't taking so many days off. this is gonna cost me.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you work 24 hours a day with no pay.

i wish my last game wasnt saturday

 

[Rhiggatwat]

granted, but now you work 24 hours a day with no pay.

i wish my last game wasnt saturday

granted, but now your last game is on friday.

i wish my lawn was emo, so it'd cut itself.

 

[Pessimism]

^Granted, but now it is overwatered from crying so much.

I wish I was more efficiant at doing homework!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but not you cant get anything done in class.

i wish the guys in my life werent such fucking assholes.

 

[Karasu]

Granted, now they're all shit holes.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you just dont do anything.

i wish people would mind their own damn business

 

[Pђoenix]

granted but their buisness is your buisness

I wish I didn't have so much work to do

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you have nothing.

i wish my knee wasnt swollen to four times the normal size