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[Pђoenix]

granted but it turns to dust as soon as you look at it

I wish tuesday night tv wasn't so crap

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, unfortunately, your eyes explodiate into the back of your head.

I wish I had more of what I hadn't had but ought to have thought I ought to have thought I had.

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, but the sex was with a donkey.
i wish i had an ibanez eught stringed guitar of doominess.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but only one low E-string ever stays in tune.

I wish I had soem money, I'm so damn poor right now.

 

[Pђoenix]

granted, but your now wanted for robbing a bank

I wish I could speak more than 1 and a half languages

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you speak 1 and 3/4 of a language.

I wish my girlfriend could fucking catch.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you cant throw.

i wish i gave a shit about the lymphatic system

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but now it stops giving a shit about you and does what it wants.

I wish I weren't so damned nice. Turning the other cheek does no good.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you're a pseduo-hitler and have no friends.


i wish people would stop touching my tattoo.

 

[Black Core]

granted - they now touch more personal parts of your body

I wish I was asleep already

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you can never wake up.

i wish blue eyes and irish accents weren't so fucking hot

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but now everyone has blue eyes and an Irish accent.

i wish my foot wasnt itchy.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now its not there!

i wish my ribs werent itchy.

 

[IdolWarship]

granted, now they're not there! go ahead, you know you want to give yourself oral now.

i wish my guinness wasn't frozen.

 

[necromancy]

granted, but it is not only frozen but also it exploded...

I wish I were a fish in your dish

 

[Pessimism]

Um, granted? I'm not sure what that means...so you are now fried and drenched in vinegar!

I wish I won't get sick

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but your face falls off.

i wish i didnt get anxiety attacks at 2 in the fucking morning

 

[entanglement]

Granted, now you get them in the regular mornings too.

I wish I finish the book I'm reading soon.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but now you don't remember any of it.

I wish I knew wtf Kerrys Av was.

 

[IdolWarship]

hmm, looks to be a family crest.