corrupt-a-wish

[entanglement]

Granted, but its not only in Richmond, but its held in the Capitol Building. Very Uncomfortable. Oh yes yes yes.

I wish had a few more days off.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you waste them posting on the forum.

i wish my speakers would work

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but now they blast sounds too loud, paralysing your eardrum.

I wish my mate was in town.

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted but you have to be out of town on buisness

I wish the CD I ordered would arrive soon

 

[Killbot]

btw It turns out my team weren't as underprepared as I thought, we won 7-2.

...back on topic
Granted, it arrives so soon you have a heart attack as a result.

I wish I had some super awesome expensive music gear to make my music with.

 

[schivmeister]

Granted, but your music turns out to be the biggest thing after Jimmy the Clown played Barney with the amp off.

I wish I had invisible condoms that feel like air.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but they're so light, they evaporate upon use.

I wish I had a longer cable to make the 5.1 system work.

@Killbot: Which team would that be?

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its too long and you get caught up in it and hang.

i wish i wasnt in such a terrible mood for absolutely no fucking reason

 

[entanglement]

Granted. Now when you read this reply, you've forgotten all about it, and you're back to happy kerry again.

I wish I had more classes.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you fail.

i wish i had some pants

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but you never wear them. D)

I wish I didn't have such a hot System Programming professor this semester.

 

[Pessimism]

^Granted, your prof catches leprosy.

I wish I was 80000ft tall!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but theres no oxygen up there!

i wish my coach would get his shit together.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but he dies

i wish i had some pizza

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its mushroom and sausage and pepperoni and ham and pineapple uke:

i wish i wasnt getting sick


ps: ITS FINALLY SNOWING!!!!!!!!!

 

[Killbot]

@Killbot: Which team would that be?

The 5th XI of my school's football (soccer) teams. We're pretty awful, but it's fun.

 

[Pessimism]

i wish i wasnt getting sick

Granted, you're not!
(I'm sick now too )

I wish I was better.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted.

i wish i went to my anatomy class today

 

[Black Core]

granted but they practiced on you

I wish the damn dutch-english translation of the site was done already

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but it was a botched translation

I wish my photoshop class started already.