corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its warm and gross.

i wish the weather was fucking consistent.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but its constantly a blizzard

i wish some people would stop making thousands of shitty pointless posts

 

[entanglement]

granted, now they make millions.

i wish i would just go and rejoin gym

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you give up after a week.

i wish i wasnt so damn stubborn.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but now everyone pushes you around and you never get anything you want

I wish I didn't have the sniffles.

 

[entanglement]

granted. but now snoopy has them and its hard to stay away from it, him being your avatar and all..

i wish my brother wasn't sick. i hate playing dungeon siege all by myself

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but dungeon siege no longer exists

i wish i had some ethyl ether or that starter fluid was easier to find over here

 

[IdolWarship]

only the devil knows what you need that for, but that wish is granted, and it will corrupt itself.

i wish all my favorite sports teams weren't so shitty and would win some goddamn championships.

 

[entanglement]

But you can't handle the excess happiness and you explode into some fine pink mist..

I wish I didn't have my sleeping schedule screwed up.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you're on a regular sleeping schedule of getting 2 hours sleep each night.

I wish all this snow would melt already

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted, but causes major flooding

I wish I was the guitar master of the universe

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you lose your hands.

i wish i could keep my mouth shut

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, I glue your mouth shut, but you starve to death.

I wish I had super duper awesome powers.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but you cant find a use for any of them

i wish i had more space

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but its outer space. Hence the boundarylessnessness.

I wish Frodo had died.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted

I also wish Frodo had died.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but he haunts you.

i wish i could yell at my team without feeling bad.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but they put a spell of paralysis on you and you can't skate anymore.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy at the moment.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but you have to live in drug induced awakedness for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a coca plant

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but its too small with just one leaf.

I wish I had a bigger iPod.