corrupt-a-wish

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

dam, so do i...but its full of shitty pop music

i wish i had a coca plant with hundreds of massive leaves

 

[Killbot]

Granted, but it grows inside your throat.

I wish Die Hard was on tele right now.

 

[Pђoenix]

granted, but you now have no tv

I wish I had a beer right now

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its a coors light uke:

i wish i wasnt in such a bad mood

 

[IdolWarship]

granted, but your drinking coors light.

i wish the coca plant growing inside cuidens throat turned her/him/it/whatever into some kind of supervillain with crazy cocaine superpowers.

 

[entanglement]

her.

granted, but you're the hero for having wished that, so she comes after you and keeps you high all the time, which scares your mama so much, that she paddles your booteh on a regular basis to scare the ewwy spirits away

i wish i had slept longer than 2 hours last night.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you cant sleep tonight.

i wish i was done with college applications

 

[The Nerevarine]

granted but you will be kicked out after 2 days!

I wish I could have better week-ends.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but you have extra shitty weeks.

I wish it was easier to give up junk food.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but now you're in soviet russia. And in soviet russia, junk food eats you!

I wish I'd get to it already!

 

[Killbot]

Granted, in the arse.

I wish I could find somewhere to buy Stiny Plamenu CD's

 

[IdolWarship]

granted, but you have to buy them for me also. STINY PLAMENU!
my favorite sewer dweller.

i wish this LINK has albums available. click on the Barbarian Wrath link and scroll down to Sssssssssssstiny.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, but you lose your internet connection.

I wish that ^ would not use stealth mode! (why you are using it anyways?)

 

[IdolWarship]

granted, but you lose your internet connection, and can't see that i'm no longer in stealth mode.

i wish i could go back to stealth mode.

yeah, why do i use it?

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but i stalk your brother.

i wish someone would do my ap euro project for me

who wants to make a myspace for the major events of the french revolution? good times!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but they fail

i wish i was watching a good movie

 

[Pђoenix]

granted, but you can't hear it because your deaf

i wish i had a pie to eat

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but its miniscule. You'll probably inhale it in.

I wish it wasn't almost 4 in the morning, or I was asleep. Something.

 

[Killbot]

Granted, it's the middle of the day and you're asleep. In addition you now have to sleep from 11 am to 4 pm every day for a month regardless of any commitments you may have.

I wish the team I'm in wasn't so horribly underprepared for our match tomorrow.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but your entire team gets eaten by tubbs.

i wish i didnt have a game in richmond. uke: