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[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you get hypothermia.

i wish there werent so many cops out tonight

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but you get gang raped seven times

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE A WARM BEER!

 

[entanglement]

not granted.

i wish i could kill cuiden-a-los-ninos for saying that.
even if it is a game.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you're haunted by her ghost.

i wish i knew what was going on tonight.

 

[entanglement]

granted, but you're told when its too late... around 10 days later or something.

i wish people weren't acting so crazy tonight.

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Granted , they all die instead

I wish i wasent feeling sick right now

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but you die instead

i wish my eyes didnt hurt

p.s. if i took the rape thing to far, sorry to any one who was offended.

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Granted , but you become blind

I wish i lived in Europe

 

[entanglement]

granted. but its suberbian russia.

i wish i didn't have a headache the first day of the new year.

Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos: its fine. sorry if i overreacted.

 

[biggsy]

granted, you have gastro instead (like me... im sure everybody needed to know)

i wish i didnt eat a big box of kfc for lunch

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,you went back in time and ate a Great Big Turd instead

 

[entanglement]

i wish my fedora installation wasn't acting so weirdly

 

[Killbot]

granted, but it works so perfectly that God has to destroy it and you because it was becoming a threat to his almightyness.

I wish it was the start of the winter holidays again.

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Granted , but you get teleported to antartica where you freeze to death

I wish it would be easy to learn other languages

 

[IdolWarship]

^granted, but you go deaf, dumb, and blind immediately after you learn all the languages.

i wish biggsy didn't tell everybody about his gastro. uke:

granted, but you get gang raped seven times

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE A WARM BEER!

not granted.

i wish i could kill cuiden-a-los-ninos for saying that.
even if it is a game.

i thought you were pissed off because she wished for a cold beer. some people only like warm beer. freaks. but NOW i get it.

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Granted , He instead conttinuesly tells you over an over again till you go insane.

i wish i would have a car

 

[Night Reaper]

not granted...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^you guys suck^

i wish i wasnt sick







...someone do something to make me feel better

 

[entanglement]

*:danceboy:*

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I wish I had some Sprite