corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you have no computer.

i wish i had my truck today






@ sb: i love your av- cute picture. i think i have the same tapestry thing, big celtic tree of life?

 

[Pessimism]

Nope - this was a bright pink scarf my girlfriend bought at black mineral market, it has some celtic knotwork on it though

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but you have no computer.

i wish i had my truck today

Granted but you wished for it yesterday.

i wish i wasnt feeling sick

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you feel splendid; unfortuanately, because your immune system didn't create the antibodies for this years virus - you caught a super virus and your bowels [e---x---p---l---e---t---i---v---e] bursts from your abdoman.

I wish I was doing my homework.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

...uke:

Granted, but you forget to hand it in.

i wish it wasnt so hot here.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you get frostbite.

i wish i didnt work so damn much

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, now you don't work at all.

I wish I wasn't getting so damn fat

edit: This is an awesome photoshop

 

[kerrys wear boots]

HOLY SHIT


granted, but now you look like her.

i wish my parents wouldnt kill me for getting a tattoo...

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but they get tattoos too.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

SB: Her thighs and butt should have been modified a little too. This looks disproportionate, although very well done.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its really gross.

like snails or calimari or something nasty like that.

i wish i didnt have to write 50 billion college essays

 

[entanglement]

Heh. I remember having to do that. Pain in the ass until you start taking one at a time and keep going till your knuckles bleed, which actually, is quite an underused metal thing to say.

I mean..
Granted, but now its 50 billion college essays but no college when it ends.

I wish I didn't have 18 downloads queued up all at once. :S

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, its not 50 billion downloads queued up.

i wish i didnt burn my forehead this morning

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now it's frostbitten... and it turns all black :s

I wish I could get that piercing...

 

[Pђoenix]

granted , but it gets infected

I wish that the new jackson RR24 guitar was available to buy near me.(and that I actually have the money for one).

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you forget how to play.

i wish i didnt have a game tomorrow night

 

[entanglement]

granted, but now you're out of the team permanently.

i wish it wasn't monday tomorrow

@Kerry: Good luck!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, its friday night. yay!

i wish the sun would come out.

@ aarohi: thanks babe

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but the tree in the backyard blocks all the insolation.

I wish Oprah didn't have those hidden satanic messages in her show..

 

[Pessimism]

HAHAHHA
Granted, but now she is flat out satanic on her show.

I wish Opera wasn't a despot

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. i hate her too.


i wish i could find my stash