corrupt-a-wish

[mutantllama]

granted now your other knee is swollen four times the normal size

I wish I was at home instead of school

 

[Pђoenix]

granted, but you now have home tutoring

I wish I had a big glass of ice cold orange juice right now

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its frozen.

i wish it would warm up.

 

[entanglement]

Granted.... well.. yeah, granted.

I wish the people at school didn't suck like a black hole.

 

[mutantllama]

granted but now they are all idiots

I wish the hate thread would return

 

[Killbot]

Granted, but it comes to life as an all hating being and kills most of your friends.

I wish I was the best at high-fiving in the world.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but nobody wants a high five.

i wish people would grow the fuck up.

 

[entanglement]

granted, but it looks weird hanging on trees in their backyards.

i wish kerry wore sandles.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but that turns him into a lazy beach hippie.

I wish I had a thick, juicy steak. I'm fucking starving.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its soy. yummy

i wish someone would do my laundry for me.



and i am a lazy beach hippie

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but the person who does it for you takes a shit in the washing machine instead of putting in soap.

I wish there were more people playing thread games right now. I'm bored as hell.

and i am a lazy beach hippie

Shucks.

 

[mutantllama]

granted but now your internet that you are using fucks up so you cant use it

I wish my internet would work

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but it only works for 3-5 seconds out of every minute, thus driving you more nuts than it would if it simply didn't work.

I wish there were a single album reviewer on the Internet which I could agree with. Their ratings are almost always useless to me. I can only hope that the reviewer is adequate at describing what the album sounds like, as opposed to "d00d this album is kvlt if u havn't herd it you no nothing about metuhl LOL", or something similarly useless.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now reviewers are merciless, and because you're so influenced by their opinions, you have no music to listen to.

i wish i wasnt an aggressive driver...

 

[HellWolf]

Granted, but now you're so nervous while behind the wheel that you can no longer stand to drive

I wish i was in a band

 

[IcedMaidenAllica]

God I wish people weren't so bad at driving, aggressive is fine but god damnit get out of the fast lane if you're planning on driving sub-speed limit.

I wish I was musically talented at all.

I also wish the hate thread wasnt closed.

 

[Antechrist]

Granted, but you let the producers at Roadrunner tell you how to play and you end up in a 10 piece nu-core group called "666 Pik Up Stix."


I wish for a bassist who can actually play very well and actually does play instead of slacking off.

 

[HellWolf]

Granted, but you let the producers at Roadrunner tell you how to play and you end up in a 10 piece nu-core group called "666 Pik Up Stix."


I wish for a bassist who can actually play very well and actually does play instead of slacking off.

your wish is impossible and cannot be granted! lol, j/k....granted, but he plays so well and works so hard for the band that everyone thinks YOU'RE the lazy slacker who can barley play!

i wish falloutboy would just die

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Granted, but in memory of their death, every radio station and TV channel plays their hit singles nonstop for a week.

edit: On the bright side though, the population of emo, wrist-slitting Fall Out Boy fans goes down by 1/3 during the same week due to suicide.

I wish I had more time to finish the homework I've been putting off for two weeks which is due this Tuesday.

 

[Antechrist]

Granted, but you instead use that time to sleep, fuck, drink, toke, and sniff. You fail school, but you're so fucked up you don't care.

I wish for sleep.