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[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but the new expression is "Rock cocks"

I wish Country Music would go away forever.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now your hair is shaped like a cowboy hat

I wish that things might seem not as if what they might not be percieved as

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, but i get to slap you

i wish, i wish, i was a fish

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you are the Salmon on my dinner plate next to the green beans.

I wish the Yankees would rot in a pot of piss and puke.

 

[mutantllama]

Granted put you are rotting also
I wish the Redsox would win another World Series.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now their sox are red from blood that I stabbed their feet with an ice-pick

I wish that I can become invisible at will to rob banks and spy on women.

 

[mutantllama]

Granted, but every minute you stop being invisible.
I wish I had some chips.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but they are chips of brick and broken rock. \

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[Black Core]

granted, but pirates rob it from you and ass rape you in the process

haven't played this in a while

I wish all pirates would die

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but now in remembrance of the fallen peg-leggers, we have to watch Pirates of the Caribbean once a day.

I wish I could drum as well as Neil Peart.

 

[Black Core]

euhm, he's not that good

but anyway: granted but you brake both your arms in 100 places and can't ever drum again.

I wish there wasn't so much emo-bashing everywhere

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now the emo's start bashing you

I wish I could fart whenever I wanted to

 

[Black Core]

granted but everytime you do, the they put a big cork (sp?) in your ass

I wish I hadn't lost 450 full cds

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted but they are all jessica and ashlee simpson cds

i wish i could fly

 

[Vossyrus]

^You'll get wings, but you'll become a fly in the process, and have to scour through garbage, old half-eaten meals and feces to survive...before you inevitably get swatted in an uberly painful death.

I wish I was a vampire

 

[Black Core]

granted but I'm a van helsing reborn

I wish I had good wish

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ granted, but YOU'RE AN EMO FAG!!!!!
(sorry, had to go there )


I wish could drum as good as Dom Famularo (there, happy? )

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but he gets jealous and shoves a drumstick up your ass

I wish I had a better amplifier

 

[WarLord Aden]

Granted, but its opposites day so really you get a shittier one.

I wish, this plumber would hurry up!!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you have to stare at his "Plumber's Crack" while he works.

I wish I wasn't bored.