corrupt-a-wish

[maiden1]

wish granted, you get an A for effort but you Fail as that was last years paper, now you must re-peat the year.


I wish for rain

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it rains on your limited edition vinyls and ruins them.

I wish for an end to this ICT lesson.

 

[maiden1]

that my friend is a true story 2002 we had a freek flood i did loose all my records/family photos ect ect ect that can't be replaced......I had to laugh...............good one.

your wish is granted.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

i wish all this college prep stuff goes away!! too stressful!!!

 

[Socrates]

Granted. You're now a trailer trash piece of shit because you don't go to college.

I wish more uni's did my course

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they are all located in Yemen. Pack your bags.

I wish I could afford all the records I have on my list...

that my friend is a true story 2002 we had a freek flood i did loose all my records/family photos ect ect ect that can't be replaced......I had to laugh...............good one.

That totally sucks man!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they get sent to me instead of you. thanks a bunch!!!


i wish i was at the sonata arctica show tonight... they're a bit of a guilty pleasure

 

[Alasdhair]

You were there, but the band cancelled.

I wish our internet weasn't so damn slow every morning.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now its slow all day every day


i wish i didnt have to get out of bed

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,but the reason will be obeseness

i wish i was john bonham

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but he dies the day you become him.

I wish my sister was less annoying.

 

[Socrates]

Granted. She's dead. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but all your plugs blow.

I wish I had a muffin.

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,but the russian mob also wants it

i wish i had a new car

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but the Italian mob wants that, and they team up with the Russian mod and go on a muffin induced car drving frenzy and implode the universe. Sucks, doesn't it?

I wish I didn't have to go to the fucking opera tommorow.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted its today hurry up mums waiting.


I wish my fridge was full of beer..

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but there is a power cut and it goes cold. Enjoy.

I wish I could play Halo by SOiL on drums...

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted but you are going to starve to death

i wish i had a russian/italian mobster-capo as my best friend

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but as they caused the universe to implode, you get sucked into the shit-mess they are in.

I wish the cat would get off the kyeboard.

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,he felt like taking a shit in your shoes instead

i wish i could get a day of from work tomorrow