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[Socrates]

Granted, but Opeth play terribly, and completely ruin the fest.

I wish for free cider, and to be able to drink it without dying.

 

[cadavria]

granted but ur bladder explodes !
i wish i recover from this flu soon

 

[FenriR]

granted, but you catch the black death

I wish the winter months didn't make me lethargic...

 

[cadavria]

granted but u live in the sahara so all u wish for is a little rain!
i wish could see my boyfriend

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you see him as he is about to get eaten alive by a pack of hungry wolves.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you are now the shadow of yourself, watch out, night time approaches.............


I wish I had a ride on lawn mower

 

[cadavria]

granted but ur menis get cut( by accident
i wish i was taller

 

[FenriR]

granted, but now you are a freak getting paid a dollar an hour to sit in a cage while people gawk at you.

I wish I wasn't so hungover...

 

[False Joe]

Granted. You're now just hung. (Or Hanged. Which never makes sense to me)

I wish I had enough money to buy the vinyl version of Painkiller

 

[cadavria]

granted but u drop it in front of a car
I wish I could find a solution to make my teachers stop being so booooring

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but the solution you find is to commit suicide.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

 

[False Joe]

Granted, but now you're OCD, and have to complete everything perfectly, and in a certain way.

I wish my new Mp3 had a screen on it.

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but it has a width of 17'' and a native resolution of of 320x200, thus rendering your mp3 player insanely expensive and utterly useless.

I wish to watch Resident Evil: Extinction without having to travel 45 miles and spend about £30.

 

[cadavria]

granted but u watch it in somalian
i wish could make out with my bf every time i'm horny

 

[FenriR]

granted, but then he rapes you, stabs you in the stomach and leaves you to bleed to death in a ditch.

I wish I wasn't so bored...

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,being chased by a psychopath is everything but boring

i wish i didn´t hate 80% of the people in my amateur floorball team

 

[FenriR]

granted, instead you fall madly in love with them and get crushed to death in a giant sweaty gangbang.

I wish life was less complicated...

 

[cadavria]

granted cos u are a trisomic child
i wish this headache stops

 

[maiden1]

granted cos u are a trisomic child
i wish this headache stops

Wish granted your headache STOPS but the PAIN is twice as bad, it turns out to be a "tu-ma"?, its not long now old friend.....uke:

I wish for three more wishes

 

[cadavria]

granted but u can't do a thing with them cos u're not only gay , but also 120 years old dude
I wish I could find a good drummer ( the kind that can play master's apprentice blind folded) to form my damn band