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[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you mistake them for vagina's. And it all just goes downhill from there.

I wish that I could get the image of the amoebial vagina out my head.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but now you cannot get the image of a huge ass lady having sex in a vat of peanut butter.

I wish that my balls didn't itch.

 

[cadavria]

granted cos u don't even have ones
I wish i could stop eating this much

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, you start eating even more and have a sex change. unexpectedly you become the fat lady having sex in a vat of peanut butter.
i wish i didnt feel bad about getting up when my cats on me, then i could type faster.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but you also don't feel bad that the fat lady in the vat of peanut butter is fucking... YOU!

I wish I could have some popcorn.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

oh, believe me, i dont. *raises both brows swiftyly twice*

and you can have some popcorn, you are completely able of having popcorn. but you dont.
i wish paint pens werent so dam expensive

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's only because the quality is reduced so much, it's pointless to have them.

I wish I didn't have to go on my paper round today.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted you got fired

i wish i had some pizza

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's made with an old man smched penis
I wish i could stop thinking of how damn much i wanna go to wacken this year to see Carcass pffffffff

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted. you just lose all hope and dreams in life and become an apathetic passive human shell till you wither and die infront of a window onlooking the industrial side of town.

i wish i could be bothered standing up

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted. Stand up and I'll bother you.

I wish I could go to the Illinois Death Fest this year.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but the event is canceled

i wish i didnt have to resort to makkas for a job

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you're a prostitute and contract AIDS and gonorrhea. yum!


i wish i didnt have a 9 oclock class tomorrow

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted you have an 8 o clock class tomorrow

i wish there werent so many damn flies

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because they've been killed by lions. And now the lions are hungry.

I wish my order from Amazon would arrive sooner.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they send you my wonder showzen season 2 instead of whatever you ordered. damnit.

i wish i didnt have such a terrible headache

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted, everytime you complain about your headache someone will come along and kick you in the arse, why you ask, well that will take your mind off your headache.


i wish for a new pair of runners.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but theyre too small for you.

i wish i had some originality

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you become a flamboyant alcoholic, incredibly camp, artist.

I wish I had pay pal.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but you have no money

i wish i had a cool font