corrupt-a-wish

[Hasselman]

Granted, but now you're overhappy. So you end up breaking the limit of happyness, and endning up being even more sad that you were before. Sucks to be you.


I wish that love would just once embrace me.

 

[maiden1]

Your wish has been granted....BUT....You get a brain transplant and now someone else has that memory......:zombie:


I wish I was as smart as you....

 

[Hasselman]

Granted, but I'm not really that smart, so you just get hella dumb.



I wish for the best headphones in the world.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....BUT....your deaf as a post.....


I wish I had a PS3....

 

[Hasselman]

Granted, but you can't get any games. Because... Yeah, you just can't.



I wish I had Guitar Hero III right now (And yeah, I have a Ps3 )

 

[maiden1]

wish granted no strings attached.........get it, no strings..


I wish your PS3 would blow up and your dog chews your games and then I will be happy as you don't get to play your guitar...

 

[cadavria]

granted but when the PS3 explodes it blows off ur ass too , n now u're assless
i wish i could buy an airplane icket n go visit my bf in uk

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but your plane crashes.

i wish i had someone to write all my papers for me

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, now that person works for the chronicle.... good on ya Clark Kent......

I wish I could pick the trifecta for the Melbourne Cup today

is it 1-7-9 or 1-7-11 or 4-9-11.....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but the game is cancelled due to the coming apocalypse.

i wish i was more motivated.

 

[cadavria]

granted , but motivated for sucking some shitty black whore , berk
I wish I could understand what does the runes on my new ring mean ( well it's a gift )

 

[Hasselman]

Granted. It means "Haha, you're totally gay!"

I wish for a beer. Tuborg please.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you get a natty light instead. fuck you, college!

i wish there were more metalheads around here

 

[cadavria]

Granted but i've spit in every bottle
i wish it doesn't rain tomorrow so we go countryside for barbecue

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's so hot the air catches fire.

I wish I didn't have so many essays to do.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you lazy git..........No more essays for YOU...SA..


I wish I would get some good news today...

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's that you haven't died today.

I wish I could more easily find Folk bands.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but you find them easily, but dont actually like them

I wish I could fit back into my size 8 jeans

 

[Hasselman]

Granted, but you're torso is just HUUUUUUUUUUGE. I don't know what my point is, but I just destroyed the wish. Somehow.


I wish for tomorrow to be an awesome day.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but then the rest of your life sucks.

I wish I could by "The Color of Memory" CDs somewhere...