corrupt-a-wish

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but you have to walk all the way instead

I wish people wouldnt laugh at my leather pants

 

[cadavria]

granted they laugh at u as a whole now
I wish i could be able to sleep less without loosing my mind

 

[FenriR]

Granted, you lost your mind long ago so you can sleep as little as you like now!

I wish for pizza. That is all.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...BUT...You must make it yourself you lazzy git.. and your base is a dried up cow paddy and your toppings are
blood of pig
Hair of dog
tooth of cat
balls of rat & mice
eyes of fish
and to top it off hot melted mozzarella horse shit....

BON APPITETE....


I wish the post would hurry the f*ck up with my maiden ticket.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted but the show is cancelled.

i wish there were more than 6 openings in the bio class that i need

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, your 6 is up side down its really a 9 but its toooo late the doors are closed....now you must repeat....


I wish for tomorrow.....

 

[cadavria]

where's ur wish ?
what do u wish for tomorrow ?
here i'm gonna garantee u that u'll see tomorrow
u're gonna be stuck in a time circle , u'll see nothing but sunday 10th of november , n it will last the eternity
i wish it wasn't this cold ( i feel that i wanna peepee every 5 mins )

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you peepee every 5min have fun on the shitter...


I wish ENGLAND would beat NEW ZELAND in the Rugby...

 

[cadavria]

granted u beat them but in the 5 last mins they take over the game n reverse the score for their favor like they've already done on the previous match niahahaha
i wish i could find the dvd's i've lost in the mess that is my room

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted, but they're all cracked.

I wish my tickets would arrive soon.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....BUT...your tickets are no good, as you just missed the last bus and your tickets are only good for one day.


I wish I could go to sleep.

 

[cadavria]

granted but u'll do nothing but nightmares
i wish i didn't feel so tired , i wanna stay awake

 

[Pђoenix]

wish granted....BUT...your tickets are no good, as you just missed the last bus and your tickets are only good for one day.


I wish I could go to sleep.

Good job they're for a gig then

 

[maiden1]

wish granted good tickets....ROCK 'N' ROLL...\m/.(-_-)."WOOHOO"


nothing like the Wiggles concert hay..........


I wish I had your tickets.....



jke

 

[maiden1]

granted but u'll do nothing but nightmares
i wish i didn't feel so tired , i wanna stay awake

sorry, wish granted

you are now a mannequin at your locale strip joint, but you have no cloths on, how do you think they open their beers...............


I wish I had some c**t to open my beer for me......

 

[cadavria]

lool granted but u have it instead of o cock
i wish i bought those green dock martens earlier :s

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they were stolen from you.

I wish the headache would go away.

 

[NewWorldSlave]

Granted, but then it came back and it was worse

i wish for a dollar

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted but you can't spend it

I wish I was invincible! wahaaa

 

[FenriR]

granted, but you catch a cripplingly painful disease and are unable to die or commit suicide to end the living hell which is now your life.

I wish I didn't have so many computer viruses