corrupt-a-wish

[thorhammer]

Wish granted, Maiden1! I've just handed you a box with eight bits of paper . . . one for each day and one that says "FARK ORRFF!" in case you just don't wanna play that day

I wish I could get to sleep

\m/ Hammer

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...Buuuuut...when you get to sleep he finds out your gay..... Happy Days...


I wish I didn't have to go to my sister in-laws tomorrow...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, your sister in law comes to you.

i wish i wasnt getting a cold

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

granted, but you get Ebola instead...
I wish i could fly.... like a birdieeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cadavria]

granted but you get caught in a plane reactor and smashed into little peaces niahahaha
i wish i had more patients to inject

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they turn the needle on you and you have to be tested for HIV for the rest of your life.

i wish my thors hammer necklace didnt look like a robot.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Granted, it now looks like a carrot.

I wish I HAD a Mjolnir!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but yours looks like a robot too.

i wish these loud people would get the fuck out of my room and never come back.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted......BUUUUUUUUT.....They leave the L O U D IN YOUR ROOM NO SLEEEEEEEEP FOR Kerry....WAKE UP..:zombie:

I wish for someone to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

 

[cadavria]

happy birthday Maiden , happy birthday maiden , happy birthday happy birthaday , happy birthday tooo yoooooooo
now it's granted but U get on fire by a spontaneous combustion niahahaha
I wish i could be closer to my baby wawa and live with him

 

[maiden1]

WISH GRANTED......You are the proud owner of a pine box 6ft under, just don't open your eyes....:zombie:....Go back to sleeeep now..

I wish for a nice girl to sneeeeak into my room crawl under my sheets and SUCK MY F*CKING COCK.....

 

[cadavria]

granted but she's not only black but also , she's serpositive
now enjoy ur last days
i wish i could be sure that i won't regret <hat i am doing now

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted: STOP thinking of my last post...


I Wish for.....I Wish for a ball rubber, YES, someone who likes rubbing big balls, someone to put the shine right back onto my BIG BLACK BALLS........Just So I can get some good spin when playing TEN PIN BOWLING......

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but all of your Iron Maiden cds break somehow in the process.

I wish I didn't have to shovel the driveway!

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, now you get to shovel shit instead.

I wish I could be shovelling snow....

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but it's yellow
I wish my room was clean...

 

[maiden1]

YES granted, but its YELLOW.........

I Wish I had a Harley.....

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but's a rusty pile of shit that doesn't run....
I wish I wasn't in math...

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, you morph into a really complicated algorithm.

I wish I hadn't been incredibly ill for the past week or so...

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but you spend the week perfectly healthy with a gorilla fucking you in the ass...
I wish I had coffee!!!!!!!!!!!