corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you lose your life.

i wish everyone happy holidays!

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted Kerry....Buuuut....You know that's not going to happen.....The world ends on DEC 24.......Well at least I'll get to have a B/day drink.........BUUUUT........FARKINELL that means I'll miss the MAIDEN concert in FEB.........ONYA KERRY...

I wish I knew wot you did last summer....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

trust me.. no you dont.

i wish for maiden to make another wish

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. sooner or later. but not before me!

I wish friday evening would come sooner (start of xmas hols, also an end-of-term party with, I believe, an average of 1 bottle of vodka and 9 cans of beer per person)

 

[maiden1]

trust me.. no you dont.

i wish for maiden to make another wish

My wish is for you to have a great Christmas holiday....

wish granted. sooner or later. but not before me!

I wish friday evening would come sooner (start of xmas hols, also an end-of-term party with, I believe, an average of 1 bottle of vodka and 9 cans of beer per person)

wish granted old1eye....Buuut...you get pissed on your first can, you make a right tit of yourself, fall asleep and miss the party...oh and they had a stripper at the all boy party all the boys got their end in "BUTT"YOURS:zombie:.....

 

[FenriR]

^ wish granted, he has a great holiday killing you and your family.

I wish I didn't have a godawful cold.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you have godawful AIDS

i wish my rat would stop finding ways to escape

 

[FenriR]

Granted, because it dies.

I wish I had a better amp

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but your guitar is stolen.

I wish........... for a fish!

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. In fact, have several hundred. And nowhere to store them.

I wish I was lying on a beach in the Bahamas with an attractive and preferably topless chick right now.

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted...you get to the Bahamas with your surf board full of dope...Your on the beach with a beautiful looking blond in a two piece bikini sipping on a margarita.....Her mad/crazy boyfriend comes running...YES A MAD Mother F*cker...Runs down the beach with a chainsaw in his hands....He chopped the cheating Bitch in half.....NOW you can say she's topless........The police come....They look at you...You say, WTF is going on....They open your surf board case and then they shoot you.....Now your dead lying on the beach in the Bahamas with a topless chick...:zombie:

morel of your story is....Don't take dope:Smokin: to the Bahamas they give the death penalty.....

I wish I hadn't eaten McDonald's for lunch....uke:

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you had a burger king instead.

I wish I had the guts to ask out this hawt chick.

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted all you need now are the BALLSto do it...'oo'......(just ask her....and if she says no...laugh at her and say thank f*ck for that and walk away.....)

I wish for a Fishing rod..

 

[cadavria]

grantes, you go to the river for fishing and pyou throw it away , but aiiiiiiiiiie ur dick got stuck in the hamecon
u need to have dick surgery now , n guess who's gonna do it ? niahahaha
I wish i cure from this flu within two days so that i can go out n not be condamned to lying in bed

 

[Charoon]

granted, you now have a brain tumour instead.

I wish i had a large amount of money to pay off my debt

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted you now own a nice sports car, your own train station, and a block of motels..(PARK LANE).....Do you know where you are now.....YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR BILLS WITH MONOPOLY MONEY....

I wish I knew the 6 numbers for the $30mill lotto draw on the 29 DEC....

PS: cadavria, you be nice to him in surgery....

 

[cadavria]

granted but then u use the money to become a transvestite
i wish i didn't have to swallow herbs tea

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....BUUUUT....You love your fresh cream so much.....you swallow that instead....

they say its good for your complexion.....:zombie:


I wish I didn't have to cut the grass today....

 

[cadavria]

granted u cut ur grandmo grass , if u see what i mean , beeerk !
I wish i had a little golden haired bubba to take care of with a loving man

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but the little golden haired bubba and loving man move away within a day

I wish all my exams would go away