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[SentinelSlain]

Granted but now it smells of Gammon intead.

I wish could marry a rich and beautiful woman so I don't have to do so much work and a bit more of the stuff that's fun.

 

[cadavria]

Granted but she looks like a stuffed old turkey n smells worse than a rotten fish, umm yeah that will be fun watching u dealing with that n trying to mask the fetid smell with tons of perfume , cos oups she's frensh n never washes !
niahaha try to screw hat now , umm lets add siphylis to the lot too niahahahahahaha

I wish I was just three centimeters taller ! ahhh

 

[SentinelSlain]

But 30 wider.


I want a nice car.

 

[maiden1]

WANT WANT WANT, I WANT THIS, I WANT THAT, WELL YOU CAN PISS OFF YA GREEDY SHIT........ITS I WISH....


So now we come to your wish...You wish for a nice car...

wish granted Buuuut you smash it up trying to drive it...

maybe you should of wished that you could drive first..:Spin:...

I wish I hadn't eaten so much on Christmas day....uke:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you starved.

i wish the veterinarian wasnt so damn expensive

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted, he's as cheap as chips but he's really just gigolo and he accidentally gives your pet more testosterone and makes it pregnant with tamarin monkeys (that being magically possible).

I wish my hair was blonder and straight like when I was little.

 

[cadavria]

granted , buuut now u're a niggar with blond straight silky n shining hair
i wish i could stop cleaning again n again my place like a bee ! it's driving me crazy

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted but you get stuck in your house because there it too much stuff to open the doors and windows.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted...Buuuut...You work 24/7 for free as a man whore...BUTT FOR THE MAN......:zombie:..uke:....


I wish .....I dish.........I mish.......I lish............I swish........I wish it didn't take so bloody long to make a bloody wish for a wish......

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but you do it so quickly you break the wish time continuum and blow your speakers. or something.

I wish girls weren't such cruel bitches.

 

[cadavria]

granted now they'r cruel witches
I wish it doesn't stop raining for three days so mum gets stuck at home n don't go to work (A)

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...Buuut...it didn't start raining until your mum got to work...Now your mum is stuck at work for the next three days.


I wish I had picked up some milk from the shops as I need a coffee.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but the milk had leeches in it.

I wish I had a blonde girlfriend with a great big pair.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...Buuuut...her names BOB and he likes to BOB...uke:...


I wish I had a female bob'er...uke:......

 

[cadavria]

wish granted maiden , but it's my smelly grandmo beeeeeerk
i wish i could find some hach in the closet that have fallen there by the grace of an angel

 

[maiden1]

OK cadavria wish granted....Buuuut....WTF is a hach...

OK then so as its your wish you get tooooooooooooo.....you get to eat it...uke: I think...


I wish... I wish today was all about me...

 

[SentinelSlain]

It was but I did it better (you don't do it half as good) so everybody got bored and wrote in and complained and I go the second series of life and you got axed (literally).

I wish I had unlimited money to spend.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...BUUUT...Because you have Scottish blood running through your veins you are a tight fisted git who doesn't like to spend his money, So, you will die a rich old fart, nobody comes to your funeral because you left all your money to your cat....

I wish for rain...

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, NOAH.

I wish for moar snow, I WANT POWDER!!!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but you get snowed in.

I wish for Summer.