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[dreaming neon darkspot]

you get it... but it's sour

i wish i didn't fuck so much stuff up at work

 

[cadavria]

granted but u fucked ur grandmo instead
i wish my cycles weren't so perfect in time so i could go on a romantic holiday with my BF without their unwanted presence

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

jesus that sucks

granted, but then you'd be pregnant!

i wish i had food.

 

[cadavria]

granted but i'm the one who cooked it for u with los of paprika
i wish it wasn't so cold

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but then you'd be on fire (and paprika is AWESOME!!)

i wish i had a lot more money than i do now

 

[cadavria]

granted but u'll give it to me cos u donno what to do with it
i wish i could be less lazy n go shoe shopping before they close

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but when you get to the store youll find out that i took back the money i gave you

i wish i wouldnt have to deal with such difficult and annoying customers at work

 

[cadavria]

granted , u get fired
i wish i could stop eating as many sweets

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you'd be diabetic

i wish i was qualified for a better job

 

[cadavria]

grantd u work with me and u see how passionating are the patients here
i wish i could get some codeine

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you'd drool all day

i wish i hadn't gotten this cut under my thumbnail yesterday

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, you cut off your thumb.

I wish I wasn't so behind on work

 

[maiden1]

wish granted your work is now working behind you...":zombie:"...oooh that's gotta hurt....

I wish I hadn't eaten Mcgreasy chips tonight...uke:

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you ate rape. I don't know how, but you managed it.

I wish I hadn't broken my mouse... now I have to use tab and enter for everything for a few days.

 

[cadavria]

granted but u broke ur screen instead
I wish it snows in Tbarka during the weekend and i get lost in its woods

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, but you get devoured by a hungry bigfoot.

I wish I could get this damn song out of my head! (death unlimited by Norther)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but it's by process of a botched lobotomy

i wish we'd leave for dinner already

 

[FenriR]

wish granted... TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

I wish it were tomorrow evening already...

 

[cadavria]

granted but then u get stuc with me in my bedroom n u'll be my slave studying for me weird things n cooking too
I wish i had a slave

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted... but it uprises against you and destroys your... erm... civilisation. yeah.

I wish for cheese on toast.