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[SentinelSlain]

OK OK. You get one pence. That's only half as much as you'd need to buy one jelly baby or gummy bear


I wish England was warm more of the time.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you'd be covered in molten lava

i still wish i had some weed

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

granted, but you don't have a lighter!!!mwahahaha...then you''ll just have to look at it.
weed is good, smoke it everyday!
now that is over with, I wish my mother wasn't an insane christian bitch.

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted but now she's a muslim extremist.

I wish I had no homework.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you're mentally retarded

i wish i could lose more weight

 

[Black Friday]

You become anorexic and when you headbang next your head falls off. I wish I had longer hair.
Also PS, I listen to lots of stuff other than metal. What genre is Lionel Richie?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Also PS, I listen to lots of stuff other than metal. What genre is Lionel Richie?

LOL
ok ok Lionel Richie:

 

[Resurrect]

You become anorexic and when you headbang next your head falls off. I wish I had longer hair.
Also PS, I listen to lots of stuff other than metal. What genre is Lionel Richie?

Wish granted, but your hair becomes a living being and suffocates in your sleep.

I wish this laptop had louder speakers.

 

[Black Friday]

Granted but they destroy your hearing. I wish my guitar was better.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, but i cut off your fingers as payment

i wish the principal at my school would just die (oh i hate that ape bitch!!)

 

[JontRevolting]

granted,but then he returned to eat your flesh
i wish i had x-ray vision

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you had cancer

i wish i was finished my training for my new job

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted. your fired.

i wiah i wasnt bored

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted you're in agony.


I wish I could do magic haha

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but now people are gonna burn you at the stake for being a witch.

i wish i would stop waking up in the middle of the night

 

[Oddity_13]

Granted, now you wake up every five minutes EXCEPT in the exact middle of the night.

I wish I had good speakers and could play my music at deafening volumes without having to worry about other people's complaining.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you're DEAF.

i wish my first day of the new job tomorrow would go smoothly

 

[TheAnonymous]

granted, but the next day you're fired

I wish I could go to wacken 08

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted..You can go a WACKEN all you like...Buuut...you DO go blind...

I wish my internet was working....

 

[Oddity_13]

Granted, but you get non stop pop-ups of gay porn.

I wish I could hear ALL of Pyramaze's new album, Immortal.