I wish this was photoshopped

[SPIDERMAN]

ah man. Mike Jackson is quite simply a troubled fellow.

To bitch him tho: he looks like hell.

HE SHOULDN'T BE IN PRISON... CAUSE HE SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

 

[NinjaKitten]

hahah Bush is so photogenic

 

[SPIDERMAN]

But why did he let anyone take a photo of this?

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE FAMOUS

 

[SPIDERMAN]

how would he stop them? he just shit his guts out.

LOL LOL LOL !!!

 

[SPIDERMAN]

coffee and butter coockies...

:

COFFEE AND BUTTER COOKIES AT THE SAME TIME???

 

[SPIDERMAN]

.

I'D RATHER FUCK THIS GIRL THAN THE FAT CHICK... ANY ONE DISAGREE WITH ME???

 

[SPIDERMAN]

what? do you have something against amputees?

Amputees are people too!

AMPUTEES R FUN... SEXUALY SPEAKING... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY AREN'T HORNY

 

[SPIDERMAN]

I don't want to break the party, but I kinda feel bad for her.

ME TOO IF I DIDN'T HAVE HANDS I'D GO TOTALY BATSHIT... EATING, FINGERFUCKING, JACKING OFF ETC ETC

 

[SPIDERMAN]

Only in America -.-

I MIGHT FUCK HER JUST CAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO

 

[SPIDERMAN]

I wonder how this...THING managed to get up at all.

MUSCLE UNDERNEATH THE FAT IF SHE LOOSES ALL THE FAT SHE'L LOOK LIKE THE FIRST PIC

 

[SPIDERMAN]

the moo-moo is too small for it...HOW CAN A MOO-MOO BE TO SMALL FOR ANYONE????

I GUESS SHE COULD TRY TO WEAR A TENT

 

[SPIDERMAN]

My question is: How the hell did she get her fucking socks and shoes on?

I'M NOT SURE... HOW DOES WHENDY WHOPPERS GET A BRA ON???

 

[SPIDERMAN]

the worst part is that she probably has kids. HOW IN HELL CAN YOU HAVE KIDS WITH THAT!?!!?

MIGHT BE MY KIDS WHEN I GET REALLY PLASTERED I GET REALLY HORNY

 

[SPIDERMAN]

other assorted vile deeds...

YOU MEAN SEX???

 

[SPIDERMAN]

ok, pictures of obese cows have to stop, like, right about now.

YES... WE SHOUL GO BACK TO PIX LIKE THE FIRST 2

 

[SPIDERMAN]

Now there's no photoshopping for you...

THATS SCARIER THAN THE FIRST MUSCLE PIC... CUZ IT LOOKS REAL... SORT OF ...

 

[SPIDERMAN]

correction: some desperate dumbass

OR SERIOUSLY INTOXICATED

 

[SPIDERMAN]

personally i congratulate the woman for being alive as long as she has been. if i were to be without appendages i cant say i wouldnt off myself. *drinks to the amputee* if she likes the amputee devotee bit, so be it. if you cant laugh at people for their faults (or yourself for your own) you have issues. i myself, if i were an amputee, would want people to treat me like a normal human being and that involves being mocked.


*edit*

and id fuck her for the hell of it and ive been known to bag some fine women (those of you who are RCers can reciprocate this knowledge)

MOST INTELEGENT POST ON THI THREAD

 

[SPIDERMAN]

. WILLS A FAGGGG

FAGS ARE FUN... THEY SUCK DICK BETTER THAN GIRLS

 

[SPIDERMAN]

LOVE THIS PIC