I would love it if someone would quickly throw some drums into this mix...

@olif8 - you're a fucking retard. Don't make claims you have no idea about. It was direct input dumbass. My asshole full of shit could tell you that one.

Also, you guys should be embarrassed as a community if this is how you treat a new comer. Shut the fuck up, and get out of your moms basement if all you do is sit around on the computer all day just to download people's mp3's and fuck with them. A girlfriend is a great thing. You should try it, it's better than going lefty on some of those 'lonely nights'.

Btw, I know what midi is. It's an exportable file that is transcoded into numerous DAW's that is interpreted universally, and defined by the digital instrument, or effect that is applied to it. A fucking baby could tell you that one, I just didn't know what he meant considering the fact I have never programmed drums before.

Also, it was my first mix. I demonstrated in the first post that it SUCKED. So, don't tell me to gtfo when you can't read the goddamn first post you fucking moron.

My God, you all think you're geniuses.

PS- You can't even pick up on sarcasm. I can't even PLAY drums much less be in a signed band.
 
I'm glad you were able to go wikipedia midi. Everyone was just poking a little fun. You were the one that started with the insults, so if that's how you treat a community of people you are asking for help from right off the bat then YOU should be embarrassed. Because so far all you have done is ask for a big favor and then insult us when you didn't get it. I agree though, girlfriends are great, mine is laughing at your post with me right now. :)
 
No man, I really knew. I typed it. I've been programming synth for the longest time for my band.
Oh, is that what you guys do? Sit on forums all day? Sexy dude, which chin of hers is your favorite? I can always go for some cellulite on those thighs. ;)

Oh I started with insults? People adding a 1/4 kick to my FIRST recording/mix? Hilarious, lol.
 
@olif8 - you're a fucking retard. Don't make claims you have no idea about. It was direct input dumbass. My asshole full of shit could tell you that one.

Also, you guys should be embarrassed as a community if this is how you treat a new comer. Shut the fuck up, and get out of your moms basement if all you do is sit around on the computer all day just to download people's mp3's and fuck with them. A girlfriend is a great thing. You should try it, it's better than going lefty on some of those 'lonely nights'.

Btw, I know what midi is. It's an exportable file that is transcoded into numerous DAW's that is interpreted universally, and defined by the digital instrument, or effect that is applied to it. A fucking baby could tell you that one, I just didn't know what he meant considering the fact I have never programmed drums before.

Also, it was my first mix. I demonstrated in the first post that it SUCKED. So, don't tell me to gtfo when you can't read the goddamn first post you fucking moron.

My God, you all think you're geniuses.

PS- You can't even pick up on sarcasm. I can't even PLAY drums much less be in a signed band.

Look, the reason we didn't take you seriously is because you don't take your "job" seriously. You're recording a band (badly, but that's fine, we all start somewhere, my first recordings were shocking too), and you don't have the capability to record real drums, letalone program drums. What were you planning on doing there? So instead you decide to come to our forum and want us to spend hours on your work for free. If you had a MIDI it would be a 5 minute job. But since you don't, and since it's so sloppily timed, it would literally take HOURS to program the drums. And they would still suck. And the end product would suck and the band would hate you for making them sound like shit (even though it's probably their fault). For a comparison, it's like me posting just the drums of a song, recorded with one mic in a basement by a really sloppy drummer, unquantised and slightly to a metronome, and then asking you not just to record guitars, but to COMPOSE the fucking guitars to match my beats. For free.

I don't even know what I'm getting at here, but if you want us to take you seriously, start taking your job seriously. Get the BARE MINIMUM you need to actually record a band, maybe download some raw tracks from here and mix them, post them up and we'd be more than happy to help.
 
Now there's a professional reply. The band is a bunch of retards. And.. I'm being serious. ADD/pill popping crazy addicts. Even THEY don't give a shit how they sound. They were my experiment..my mixing practice. I have to start somewhere right? It was MY choice to get drums in there, not theirs. I asked for help, chill.
 
No man, I really knew. I typed it. I've been programming synth for the longest time for my band.
Oh, is that what you guys do? Sit on forums all day? Sexy dude, which chin of hers is your favorite? I can always go for some cellulite on those thighs. ;)

Oh I started with insults? People adding a 1/4 kick to my FIRST recording/mix? Hilarious, lol.

You asked for drum loops and you got drum loops. How is giving you what you asked for an insult? You calling everyone "jokers" is however an insult. If it is your first mix then ask for help or advice, but don't ask us to do your job for you.
 
No man, I really knew. I typed it. I've been programming synth for the longest time for my band.
Oh, is that what you guys do? Sit on forums all day? Sexy dude, which chin of hers is your favorite? I can always go for some cellulite on those thighs.
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If you can program synths and understand MIDI, why can't you program drums? Please take this shit elsewhere, you're bad at your job, and bad at trolling.
 
They're waiting for their song which I did for free (since I need mixing practice) and I was wondering if someone WITH EZDrummer or the like would want to throw some drums into this mix?

The song sucks, and timing is quite off but I would love some help with this to get them off my back, because they're annoying as well. Lol.

It was MY choice to get drums in there, not theirs. I asked for help, chill.

Sense plz?

Okay, I shouldnt have said to gtfo, since it's completely okay to suck, so do I. I apologize. But after insulting the whole community (amongst other things) as being nerdy wankers, I have to repeat: gtfo.
 
People adding a 1/4 kick to my FIRST recording/mix? Hilarious, lol.
It was more than you could do.
You asked for drum loops and you got drum loops. How is giving you what you asked for an insult? You calling everyone "jokers" is however an insult. If it is your first mix then ask for help or advice, but don't ask us to do your job for you.
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If you want some real help, clean up those tracks and give us something usable, don't be an indiscriminate dick, and then we can talk about working something out.
 
LMAO. You get all butt hurt when someone cracks a joke at your post then proceed to act like a angry, defensive and insecure teenage girl. Welcome to the forum.... and good riddance =D
 
The song sucks, and timing is quite off but I would love some help with this to get them off my back, because they're annoying as well. Lol.

I'm probably better than most of you jokers on here anyway considering I've been in 2 signed bands, lmao.

@olif8 - you're a fucking retard. Don't make claims you have no idea about. It was direct input dumbass. My asshole full of shit could tell you that one.

So, don't tell me to gtfo when you can't read the goddamn first post you fucking moron.

The band is a bunch of retards.

I might be way off, but I think you might want to develop your skills in communication a bit before pursuing a career as an AE.