I'd love to see this happen...

Meh, I never could get into Judas Priest. Pretty boring and generic metal. Jag Panzer and Evergrey are, however, excellent.
 
I'd love to see Jon Schaffer being brutally raped up the ass by a grizzly bear.

Well, I'd love to hear about it...seeing it would...kill me in horror...but y'all get the point...