Well, I'm steeped in the Lore of the Boards and thus can't express a real emotion for fear of ridicule, so I can't vote either of those non-ironic/sarcastic options.
I just now noticed that this comes hot off the heels of the "41 degrees and dying slowly thread". Amazing.
xfer sez: OK, Ecto, you see, there was this kid, all right? He was Indian, and he tried to top himself with pills, and posted about it, and...feh! I'm terrible at explanations.