I just fell down the stairs

[Dead Winter]

...and it sucked!

My house has two floors and like every house here, all the stairs are made of solid marble. Got halfway down wearing socks and I slipped and fell the other half. It was fucking funny as hell, even though it sucked. I wish I coulda gotten it on camera.

Everything's ok...just a few bruises.

 

[Chromatose]

you were pushed by space robots protecting you from the terrible secret of space

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, thats what they all say the morning after...

 

[stefan86]

Done a couple of those.. especially while drunk. As long as you don't seriously hurt yourself it's usually kind of fun.

 

[Dead Winter]

I dunno. I think they planted something on the ground in front of me because when I slipped, I fell backwards and of course, stupidly, I tried to catch myself instinctively with my elbows, so I just kinda skidded on my ass the rest of the way down the stairs. It really was kinda funny, although my elbows are kinda sore and so is my back.

I had my cellphone in my hand, sending a message, and down I went. It's a conspiracy. They purposely distracted me.

Seriously, it was like something out of the Three Stooges or something.

 

[stefan86]

I'm just happy elbows and knees are there to take most of the serious blows. Some cleaners had an ultra wet floor in Turkey when I was going through the hotel lobby and I fell like a maniac. Luckily I fell on my shoulders and elbows since it was a solid hard floor. I went around swearing at their stupidity for a while though since I broke one of the drink glasses I just bought.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Sometimes Tyler would speak for me...." I fell down some stairs "

 

[Lordlucid]

The worst is when you fall down in a crowded area. That really sucks balls.

 

[Will Bozarth]

better luck next time, DW

 

[Chromatose]

better luck next time, DW

 

[Dead Winter]

you're such a prick, Will ahahah

 

[Shpongled]

Be glad you're not old or you wouldn't have been able to get up!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Be glad you're not old or you wouldn't have been able to get up!

They have a pill for that now.

 

[Shpongled]

nyuk nyuk nyuk!

 

[Captain Beard]

You were tripped by a ninja.
Give me my $5 or next time it'll be stairs at a mountain buddhist sanctuary.

 

[Morganna]

You slipped on your bunions?

 

[Anvil]

Sometimes Tyler would speak for me...." I fell down some stairs "

That's right.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

why are all the stairs made of solid marble?

 

[Dead Winter]

Marble is really cheap here, so many houses use marble for counter tops, stairs, floors, etc. My upstairs floor is solid marble.

 

[Nightshade]

Owie! I slipped on a flight of hardwood stairs back in February and broke my ass on the way down. The comedians at the hospital gave me a pain shot and put a bugs bunny band-aid on my broken butt and sent me home with instructions to elevate and ice the affected area for 3 - 4 days. I'm glad all you got was bruises. Broken things suck and marble is really really solid. That could have been ugly. How's the cell phone doing after it's tumble?