Ok, first of all, the fact that this thread exists and people are participating in it without questioning how strange it is, is both awesome and hilarious.
Secondly...
That made me laugh my ass off. Seriously funny shit. The reason I think it was so funny is because I imagined a little kid with grown-up Ozzman's head/face. In my mind you were also wearing pajamas. Not sure how accurate that imagining is.