If I had a "list" like spawny...

[Goreripper]

The cunt who borrowed the can opener from the kitchen at work and didn't replace it would be at the top, followed by the useless fucks at the McDonald's at Rosehill, where I was forced to go to get food because I couldn't open my can of tuna due to the missing can opener. I swear the McDonald's across from my work is the slowest Maccas in the known world. Their standard of service is below anything I've seen at any Golden Arches anywhere. If you get your order in under five minutes there, you're lucky.

 

[KoichCPA]

My list is as follows.

Area Managers at Kfc
James Reine
The fat old bitch at woolies with the bowl cut.
people who drive wog boxes
wog boxes in general
Danny cecati
Rove
Holly Valance
Kerry Ann Kennely
Tonia Toddman
Life Style Shows
Russel Gilbert
Trevor Marmalade
Eddie Mcguire
Old Women with facial hair
Old Women in general
The crazy wog bitch next door who is insane and wants me dead
Sarah Talbot from Kfc Dickson
People who wear Fubu
Anyone who thinks bright colored clothing looks good
Hippies
That little black girl who busks in dickson, her voice is shrill and pearcing
The French
Drunk groups of footy boys who insist on being tough guys
Prick Teases
Drag Queens
Ben Harper
Ben Harpers fans
Ben Harpers fans who think they are rastas
rastas
Geese
womans day
Noni Hazelhurst
Sleek the elite

 

[Celestial-Todd]

followed by the useless fucks at the McDonald's at Rosehill

Ah the great Rosehill maccas.... I remember I went through drive through there once and ordered a 6 pack of nuggets. First off they give me a pack with 4 in it, so I go inside and complain..... their way to fix it was give me another 6 pack with 9 stuffed in the box!

They couldn't fucking count for shit.... I think they employed people from my high school!

 

[Goreripper]

Koichi keeps editing his list. Soon it will be longer than the phone book.

 

[Goreripper]

They couldn't fucking count for shit.... I think they employed people from my high school!

What? You can't count? And you're a drummer? That's brilliant.

 

[KoichCPA]

I have all the anger built up inside of me

 

[Celestial-Todd]

What? You can't count? And you're a drummer? That's brilliant.

HEY! I can count.... to 21 at least!

 

[Goreripper]

I can count to 24, coz that's how many's in a carton.

 

[Spiff]

This reminds me of when Mark and I went through the drive-thru thing at the Kelvin Grove KFC:

Mark: ... and 15 nuggets.
Chick: Uh... we only sell them in lots of 6, 9 and 12.
Mark: OK. Can I have 6 nuggets and 9 nuggets?

 

[phlogiston]

carton?...do sydney folk say carton? carton and case is so bloody american. It's SLAB!!!

Don't get them started, Draven, otherwise they'll start picking on us for drinking pots, and they'll have a point.

 

[Shannow]

I'd better not start a list.

 

[Sydo]

Drinking pots? What's wrong with that?

 

[KoichCPA]

Pots are two mouthfuls beer, It's like drinking throw downs, fuckin gay.

Long necks and schooners is what life is about Sydo

 

[Sydo]

Just get a cask dude..

 

[Southy]

Pots are two mouthfuls beer, It's like drinking throw downs, fuckin gay.

Long necks and schooners is what life is about Sydo

Thats

 

[Southy]

Pots are two mouthfuls beer, It's like drinking throw downs, fuckin gay.

Long necks and schooners is what life is about Sydo

Thats exactly what I was thinking fucker..except I would rather you said Largie's instead of bloody long necks....fuckin' southerner's... Koich

 

[Southy]

What you know bloody southerner...get a fuckin shcooner up ya

 

[Spiff]

Victorians have no right dissing the English of people north of the Murray. After all, they use words like "grouse" to describe something that's really good.

Idiots.

 

[Spiff]

I've never actually met anyone who's used the word 'largie', to be honest.

And it's 'carton', not 'slab'. A slab is made of concrete, not beer.

 

[Southy]

thanks for the back up Spiffo..I think