if i had extra money, i'd get aromatherapy for my frightened bunny

[minxnim]

bunny essences

 

[minxnim]

freddy is like, PLEASE GIVE ME FLOWER ESSENCES MY NERVES ARE SHOT.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

he is looking awfully frayed there

"simply annoint top of Bunny's head with a couple of drops"

awesome. you sholud get him the jealousy one too, so he can better deal with the cat.

 

[minxnim]

annoint! best word ever.
also, that cat player hates.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

 

[minxnim]

she hisses at freddy whenever he leaves his room and goes near her. she hates him! she also cries all night.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

she sounds like a debutant

 

[minxnim]

she's 15 years old. the dude goes out all the time and stays out all night, and she's in a new place and is probably scared shitless by the noises of literally the worst crime rated neighborhood in NYC and probably on the east coast. i feel her pain the poor thing.
i tried to get her a toy but she snubbed it.

 

[xfer]

"Snub" is a great word for something done by a cat.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by the_preppy
she's 15 years old. the dude goes out all the time and stays out all night, and she's in a new place and is probably scared shitless by the noises of literally the worst crime rated neighborhood in NYC and probably on the east coast. i feel her pain the poor thing.
i tried to get her a toy but she snubbed it.

moving to a new place is especially difficult for felines. it's much harder for them to adapt to a new home than other animals. But still, she needs to recognize!

 

[minxnim]

dude,
i went home last night and she had crapped all over the rugs in the hallway!!!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh jeez. unnacceptable.

 

[minxnim]

yea then my roommate came home all wasted like 'ohhh dude sorry'

 

[xfer]

gwhahah