if one more person that i know tries to act like my mom i am going to freak out

how should i handle attempts at mom-ing me by people who are not my mom?

  • stab them in the mouth

    Votes: 3 60.0%
  • pretend they have no mouths at all

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • give them a picture of your mom and say 'look! i have one already!'

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • just pretend you are catatonic

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5
i mean, blah blah blah blah good intentions blah blah blah blah... but i always feel like people are trying to control me. this feeling makes me want to move, change my name, shave my head, and never come back.
 
my mom does that shit to the effect of 4 moms so my problem is slightly different.

eitherway, I'll probably flip out and throw a a vase at her jaw in the near future.