if the messages i am recieving from our VEGA$ correspondent are any indication of

[goatschool]

her fortunes on this "vacation",

 

[xfer]

she's collecting pez?

 

[ChromeLife]

No she is collecting rich men with tophats.

 

[goatschool]

she is building a better smileyboots.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'm getting things like

'drunkst'
'teehee'
'vegas is nuts dude'

 

[goatschool]

REPORT: correspondent under fire but surviving admirably... consuming some sort of potato (!?)-based dish while transmitting...

 

[xfer]

i dont think that's what she meant by "eating irish", dude.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

'i just barfed'
'my sister lent me $20 for a stiprer(sic)'

 

[xfer]

i have never wished i had a cellphone more.

 

[lizard]

this is seriously fun...the_prep is like an imbedded reporter...in Vegas!

 

[goatschool]

verbatim:

"oh god i hope this dude doesn't sit with me. fuck. a sailor. i'm here trying to eat and i'm gonna throw this plate at him"

the crowd noise in the back quieted noticeably at that point.

 

[xfer]

ask her if the stripper had underarm hair!

 

[goatschool]

what stripper?

 

[xfer]

oops, i meant the stiprer!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ok, I made those last ones up

 

[xfer]

CLOWNED!

 

[minxnim]

all i can say is. THIS PLACE IS DEAAAD ANYWAY.

 

[minxnim]

or maybe this conversation this morning with my sister will sum it up better:

sister: i feel like that guy greg
me: who?
sister: the guy who dropped his pants and pissed himself for $50, then we took the $50.
me: oh. i forgot about that.
sister: yea that was the night we got bored.

 

[xfer]

preppy you missed the return of azal!

 

[avi]

are you back then? stories please!