if the messages i am recieving from our VEGA$ correspondent are any indication of

[xfer]

wow you unblocked it to check it out? that's like taking off your sunglasses to stare into the sun!

 

[lizard]

xfer's sig is awesome. my worker pal said, wtf is all that shit? I beamed with vicarious pride.

 

[minxnim]

actually, no i didnt look at it. i saw your thread about it and assumed it was awful. sorry.

 

[xfer]

well that explains why you're still posting and your head isn't splattered all over your office, pissing off the cleaning woman.

 

[minxnim]

i won't kill myself until at least next week. i have some stuff to straighten out first.

 

[deadair]

so... what's going on today guys?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

i need to start smoking again to deal with the stress of life. and xfer's sig.

I did that. It helped for 2 weeks and now it sucks.

 

[deadair]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you started again!?!?!


DAMN JOSH

 

[xfer]

you wanna quit with me josh? i haven't had a cigarette in a couple of weeks but if you want to i'll smoke a token one so we can race to see who can not have another soonest.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

YEAH WELL IT'S BEEN A ROUGH MONTH SO FUCK YOU

alex, I'm just quitting again on saturday unless my next pred drop goes bad. I don't need that kind of pressure.

 

[xfer]

josh on Friday night:

 

[FrostGiant]

damn, 29 boiled eggs in 4 minutes?!?

 

[minxnim]

i just have no idea how a post about my vacation could get so horrible.

 

[avi]

josh, I can't say that I'm not disappointed.

me: 2 years not smoking, going strong.

 

[FrostGiant]

16 years not smoking. Of course those where the first 16 years of my life.

 

[minxnim]

josh, you'll be able to quit again. i've quit and started a few times. in fact, most people blow it once or twice before they quit for good. so it's okay.

 

[ChromeLife]

(7) ChromeLife shows up with a suitcase, a fistful of money, and "a whole lotta luck with the roulette wheel"

I wish..haha

 

[minxnim]

i'm so paranoid that people who will tell on me to higher ups in life are all over this thread.

 

[minxnim]

verbatim:

"oh god i hope this dude doesn't sit with me. fuck. a sailor. i'm here trying to eat and i'm gonna throw this plate at him"

the crowd noise in the back quieted noticeably at that point.

haha omg i didnt even see this part. that was funny. like, why did that guy try to sit with me? what a fucking dork.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

it's ok Avi tomorrow is quit day. and it's only been about a month since I cracked like a walnut.