i think i might want to stab myself in the face right now

[xfer]

also a way to make sure your winky doesn't look really weird.

 

[steak-knife]

yeah theres water everywhere these days but i dont know many lads who take the time to wipe their nobs after they took a pee.

 

[xfer]

yeah, i wouldn't want to have to always go into the toilet stall instead of using urinals. nor would i want to forgo the necessary cleanliness by using urinals anyway.

 

[steak-knife]

whats the necessary cleanliness? swinging your nob to make sure there are drops all around the place?

 

[xfer]

noo i mean i want my peepee at a certain level of cleanliness. if i were uncircumcized and used a urinal, unless i carried my own toilet paper round with me, i do not think i would be at that certain level of cleanliness.

 

[lizard]

well, in a culture such as ours where we tend to bathe every day, there's little chance of being unclean.

and...

the "winkie" that has undergone mutilation is actually the abnormal one. take mine for instance; it remains a noble shaft of untrammeled masculinity.

 

[xfer]

you're unclean until that daily bath!!

and seriously uncircumcized bishops are as weird (but as "natural") as hairy-legged women.

 

[xfer]

actually i'm exaggerating, honestly. i think the jury's out on circumcision, i just think it looks weird subjectively. i might not get my kids cut.

it is nothing like the grossness of excessive unnecessary body hair.

 

[lizard]

plus there's the added benefit of lack of circumcision: heightened sensitivity. I've found that by being more sensitive, I can get the sex over with within minutes, thereby freeing up much time for other leisure pursuits

 

[steak-knife]

well im glad my nob doesnt look like an elephant trunk. and i never use urinals, its just gross. everyone could look at your nob too. ugh.