if the messages i am recieving from our VEGA$ correspondent are any indication of

[minxnim]

stories. well.....
(1) guy gets naked in his hotel room and runs around spanking everyone on the ass and shouting.
(2) i won a dance contest at studio 54 (i won a cowboy hat, i am not wearing said hat)
(3) friend gets drugged with ghb. end up in ER for hours and hours and hours
(4) blow about $450 on gambling.
(5) live in a state of denial while drinking free gin and tonic at the OTB
(6) other things i can't be sure i can post right now, as it may get me socially FIRED. i'll have to ask.

 

[xfer]

(7) ChromeLife shows up with a suitcase, a fistful of money, and "a whole lotta luck with the roulette wheel"

 

[minxnim]

(1) was so much more bizarre than i made it out to be but i havent got the energy to even explain it. i'm so depressed i could blow my fucking brains out at work. if i didnt like the cleaning lady.

 

[avi]

xlnt.

 

[chupe666]

i totally forgot to turn sigs back off. xfer just made this thread like the Hundred Years War

 

[xfer]

i'm so depressed i could blow my fucking brains out at work. if i didnt like the cleaning lady.

totally sigworthy, if my new sig mission statement wasn't "magna cum Opeth"

 

[minxnim]

and then when i do blow my brains out .... well... it'll be even funnier.

 

[minxnim]

this is where i won the contest:

this is a dancer that had the hots for me and invited me out every night subsequently and was well.. an excellent dancer. but sort of creepy/.

this is the cab driver who always picked us up b/c he gave us his cell #. we called him the indian woody harrelson. dunno why.

this is the guy who ended up stripping and handing out spankings. ew.

 

[xfer]

post cowboy hatz

 

[minxnim]

aw shit i dont even have a pic of that, since i gave it away. i look horrible in hats.

 

[xfer]

holy shit you're SO LYING about not having it!

but i respect that.

 

[minxnim]

i actually sort of wish i kept it b/c i think my coworker would have liked it more than my sister, who i gave it to. i have an egg head. so all hats make me look retarded.

 

[xfer]

sure, blame the hat!

actually, preppy, the latest mesh hat trend nonsense of keeping one's cap perched at the very peak of one's head means you probably look extremely "hip" in hats. (as well as retarded)

 

[minxnim]

my dad has been wearing his hats like that since i can remember....

anyway, dear vegas:

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I can never think of what to say after 1pm.

 

[minxnim]

well josh you're still doing better than xfer.

<3 a

 

[xfer]

i let my sig do the talking nowadays.

 

[minxnim]

thank god i have it blocked.

 

[xfer]

you're all like SPINNING KITTIES TALK TO THE HAND!

 

[minxnim]

i need to start smoking again to deal with the stress of life. and xfer's sig.