if you can't chew your coffee

[minxnim]

there's not enough sugar in it.

 

[Josh Seipp]

damn, i think you take more sugar than ME

 

[minxnim]

i dont even eat sugar! but i noticed my coworker chewing her coffee and you know... that's not so good.
when i did have sugar and i worked at this record outlet i used to get a large ice coffee from DD and have 18 sugars in it.

 

[xfer]

i put four Splendas in my coffee, which equals eight sugars?

 

[mindspell]

You people are gross.

 

[minxnim]

i dont even know what that splenda stuff is except that it's a sugar derivative without calories.

 

[avi]

black n strong baby

 

[minxnim]

avi this thread isn't about snoop

 

[xfer]

splenda's awesome.

see, look, coffee tastes like absolute shit, right? so you need as much sugar and creamer as possible to make it palatable.

 

[xfer]

ok amanda caught the funny TODAY.

 

[minxnim]

does splenda taste like actual sugar or does it have that weirdness of equal and stuff?

 

[xfer]

no, splenda is psychotically NOT like equal or sweet 'n' low. it tastes like real sugar but without that scummy, sticky residue that gets left in your mouth. my mother, my sister, and myself now all carry it around in our bags to use at restaurants that (criminally) only carry that nasty fake sugar that has aftertastes and phenylnukekaryoticaklblablahs.

 

[avi]

coffee tastes awesome you morons

 

[xfer]

you also eat cat poop so don't even act like your opinion counts, dog boy!

(TRUE STORY)

 

[avi]

alex, I won't miss you when I go on vacation

 

[goatschool]

my friend nick calls the chewy coffee he makes "candy coffee".

i'm w/ avi's first post.

 

[goatschool]

also, re: mindspell—what do canadians have against excess, anyhow?

 

[mindspell]

Avi, I am with you on that one, black and very strong. Like the one I have now incidently.

Goatschool: Nothing, as far as I know.

 

[0sm0se]

When I was working landscaping this summer, my supervisor and I were stopping by a gas station to pick up gas for the mowers when I decided I wanted some coffee (it was 6 in the morning on a monday). I always take my coffee black so as not to minimize the quantities of caffeine per cup. After observing this habit of mine, my supervisor asked me why I took it that way, which I explained saying I needed to be up all night at school for work (just pulled another allnighter last night) and just got used to it. He proceeded to tell me about where he learned to take his coffee black and strong, Prison. Were he not my supervisor and not a violent felon, I would have suggested that he took something else black and strong in prison, but for the time, I kept my mouth shut.

 

[xfer]

ah, prison rape jokes; the 21st century's version of unironic wife-beating humor.