If you found a sex toy in an attic/basement/storage locker, would you use it?

[xfer]

I wish Jake's grammaw posted on this board.

 

[The Dope]

I'm shocked that nobody has actually replied to this. Truth be told, when I first saw the subject line, I was positive it had to be one of Ecto's threads.

 

[xfer]

sigh, but see, i meant it IRONICALLY, referring to Jake's thread regarding...

nevermind. blah!

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, it all made sense after I read Jake's thread, but I read this first, and so for a little while this seemed to be a completely random poll about used sex toys. Actually I think this poll would be a lot funnier if it were just completely random.

And there needed to be another option:

"Return said sex toy to its proper owner in person, preferrably by knocking on their front door or by paging them at work, making sure to mention that they need to pick up their sex toy out front as soon as possible. If proper owner is unavailable or cannot be located, drop said sex toy into the nearest Salvation Army donation box."

That would be sure to get my vote.

 

[deadair]

dood... it's not MY grandma... it's my wifes.... bahhhhhhhhh nevermind

 

[XzanderX]

this thread sickens me. I can' believe that 2 persons voted for "No, but I'd watch Jake's grandmother use it."

 

[deadair]

and all i'm saying... i didn't vote... soooo, assume away.

 

[xfer]

I find it telling that Jake didn't think any of the options accurately represented his opinion, even "No, that's fucking GROSS".