would you ever fuck a mermaid?

[azal]

I've heard of the old mayo-on-latex-glove-wrapped-in-a-towel trick.

quite popular in prison as I understand it.

 

[minxnim]

haha i actually have a few friends who were in prison and they said vaseline in a garbage bag with a towel taped around it! everyone is always oversharing their life stories with me.

 

[avi]

*frantically scribbling notes*

 

[minxnim]

avi i hope you dont go to prison tho. you seem to sensitive, you may get punked.

!!!

 

[xfer]

Isn't that bag-in-a-towel called a Fifi or Foofoo or something?

A friend of mine's ex-boyfriend once mushed up a banana, microwaved it, and tried to fuck it. He burned himself to blisters because apparently a testing finger doesn't suffer burns nearly as easily as a probing penis.

 

[deadair]

*frantically trying to errase the metal image of any of these in practice*

 

[xfer]

*...except the Fifi which I will try as soon as I am home alone next*

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by xfer
Isn't that bag-in-a-towel called a Fifi or Foofoo or something?

A friend of mine's ex-boyfriend once mushed up a banana, microwaved it, and tried to fuck it. He burned himself to blisters because apparently a testing finger doesn't suffer burns nearly as easily as a probing penis.

that'll teach him! the hot banana fucker!

 

[avi]

I hope I never have to experience any of these things first or second-hand. Reading about them on the web is plenty, thank you.

 

[XzanderX]

 

[deadair]

wait... alex... where you being my thoughts or yours there?

 

[deadair]

oh man... now you given zander a reason to bust out the banana eatting pic... thanks alot everybody.

 

[XzanderX]

(hehehe)

 

[xfer]

what do you think i am, some kind of sick washcloth-defiler??

 

[avi]

Everyone - I'm very sorry for throwing the thread into the direction it has now taken. My apologies.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

Il a été ce text, en l'espagnol ou la portugais?

 

[varnson]

FODASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AINDA TÃO A FALAR DESTA MERDA?????
NAO TÊM MAIS NADA PARA DIZER?????????
ALGUEM QUER SABER DESTA MERDA OU CARALHO, PUTAS DO CARALHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED PIPI FOR MY BUNHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MUST BRING ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

SE QUERES GANZA, VEM TER COMIGO!!!!!!!!
SE QUERES GANZA, TENHO Á FARTANZA!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

Ó LOBOUIVANTE...

ANDA CHUCHAR A MINHA SALSICHONA!!!!!!!

TA AQUI PRONTA PARA TI!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xfer]

this just became Thread Of The Day material.

 

[Stultus]

FODASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STILL T?O TO SAY Of This EXCREMENT????? NAO T?M MORE NOTHING TO SAY????????? ALGUEM WANTS TO KNOW OF THIS EXCREMENT OR CARALHO, PUTAS OF THE CARALHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED PIPI WILL BE MY BUNHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BRING ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT GANZA, YOU COME TO HAVE WITH ME!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT GANZA, I HAVE? FARTANZA!!!!!!!!!

....

LOBOUIVANTE... MY SALSICHONA WALKS CHUCHAR!!!!!!! YOU HERE READY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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