would you ever fuck a mermaid?

[screwdriverqueen]

this thread is so full of animosity, my goodness.

i didn't know mermaid fucking would hit such a nerve.

 

[The Dope]

Mermaid fucking is a delicate subject and should be treated as such at all times. Most people aren't aware of this and pay the price later in life.

 

[The Dope]

What the hell? I am way too tired to be posting anything, and now I need to go to bed. Goodnight.

 

[FuSoYa]

I was just gushing to Mia how smart and funny everyone on our board is, and then Lobo and Varnson have to go and make me a liar.

 

[minxnim]

this was such a good thread and then it got ruined! screwdriverqueen is right, you'll all get ripped up peens from fish fucking so be careful and bring seashell condoms.

 

[FuSoYa]

wait, wait, like spirally conch condoms that'll act like some kind of DRILL??

Sick, prepz.

 

[minxnim]

cowboy, you gave that WAY too much in depth thought...

 

[deadair]

that's all toby does...

*toby sitting at his desk... daydreaming about getting his groove on with the mer-females*

 

[xfer]

What if mermaids had skin similar to lampreys, though, without rough scales? ooOOoo.

Then again, what if their skin was...sharklike? xxXXxx

 

[minxnim]

shit, guys stick their dicks in melons and sheep for crying out loud, so honestly, a mermaid probably isn't too controversial, scales or no scales.

 

[LoboUivante]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
I was just gushing to Mia how smart and funny everyone on our board is, and then Lobo and Varnson have to go and make me a liar.

...you see that mermaids are my soft spot

 

[azal]

Originally posted by the_preppy
shit, guys stick their dicks in melons and sheep for crying out loud, so honestly, a mermaid probably isn't too controversial, scales or no scales.

melons?
that's crossing the line.

 

[avi]

look at it this way: a melon is a far better choice for the action when compared to a jar of mayo

 

[azal]

but making love to a mayo jar gives you a better chance of not getting caught....
if you're ashamed of it for some weird reason.

 

[xfer]

If I were to fuck mayo, it would have this hate-fuck attitude to it, like hot PLANTATION OWNER/SLAVE sex. Rowr!

 

[azal]

that would be a rare case of a black person getting raped by a white person instead of the other way around.

"shut da fuk up bitch o al slit yo throf!"

 

[avi]

Just tryin' to bring all the threads together, y'know


but I did know a dude way back when who used to make love to the mayo, or so he said. I have no reason to not believe him I guess.

 

[minxnim]

jesus christ this thread got mad racial!


also, isn't mayo like, too mushy to fuck?

 

[deadair]

i heard of some one filling a zip lock bag with... well any number of things (mayo, mashed potatos... you can think of more if you like). then placing the bag betwix two couch cushions... and i think you know the rest.

 

[minxnim]

my old roommate admitted that he once fucked an empty banana peel fresh out of the microwave.