would you ever fuck a mermaid?

[screwdriverqueen]

okay.

so mermaids in mythology supposedly seduce and lure sailors to their deaths.

coincidentally, i also read the other day, that most men have thought at least ONCE of having sex with a sea mammal during their adolesence. (i wish i could find the link to this again.)

so the mermaid is just a combination of the two - sea creature/woman creating the ultimate male sexual fantasy then?

most men i've asked say they would fuck a mermaid.

alright, so i can understand that a guy would want to possibly MAKE OUT with a mermaid.

but do you not realize that there are FUCKING SCALES on that thing!?

you are going to shred your peen to bloody bits. and furthermore, those bloody peen bits will smell like FISH. what are you, CRAZY?

so....

WOULD YOU EVER FUCK A MERMAID?
toby told me he would fuck a mermaid. sicko.

it helps to imagine if mervag is some sort of slit in the front of her tail, located roughly where her crotch would be, if she were human.

 

[Nagle]

I don't know...

Maybe if one day I crossed the mob for whatever reason and the Don declared that I am to be given the cement boots and dropped into the sea and the only females available to me underwater are mermaids...

 

[screwdriverqueen]

mermaids and sea cucumbers, buddy.

i would stick to the sea cucumber if i were you.

they're wriggly and have suction caps all over their bodies. it might feel good up certain orifices? no slicing slashing scales like the evil evil mermaid.

 

[XzanderX]

Originally posted by screwdriverqueen
smell like FISH

oh well

 

[Nagle]

Fish is a few steps up from sea cucumber, if you ask me.

 

[goatschool]

mermaids aren't for sexing, mermaids are for kissing. i would kiss a mermaid.

 

[FuSoYa]

One cool thing about sexing a mermaid is that while you're in your coital embrace, she could reach the end of her tail around behind you, or maybe like between your legs, and play with your butt.

 

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......what!?

 

[LoboUivante]

1. fish is for christians...

2. sex with mermaids isn't anatomicly (sp?) possible

3. i don't know... i just felt like numbering a topic three

 

[varnson]

Ó NINO TÁS FUDIDO DA CABEÇA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DARKENED ANGEL MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIBÓ BENFICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUEM NÃO BATE PALMAS, É TRIPEIRO (CLAP, CLAP)
É TRIPEIRO (CLAP,CLAP)
É TRIPEIRO

FUCK IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

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METO-TE A PALHETA PELA CONACHA ACIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICK WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

NAO TENHO CULPA QUE TEJAS FRUSTADO SEXUALMENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

ÉS UM GOSNEA DO CARALHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INVEJOSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[varnson]

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[varnson]

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOU A OUVIR SHAKIRA

ACHO QUE ISSO NAO É BOM

 

[XzanderX]

SHAKIRA!!!!

 

[varnson]

I WANNA FUCK LIKE ANA ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA FUCK FROM THE INSIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TELL ME...................

 

[varnson]

Ó LOBO UIVANTE OU LÁ COMO TE CHAMAS,
FAZ-ME UM BICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEVAS NESSES RABINHO TODOS OS DIAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EH EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[XzanderX]

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