If you had a choice to nail ONE celebrity....

[Dick Sirloin]

....who would it be?

Since Morgan Freeman is too old, I think I'd have to go with:

 

[Matt]

Emma Watson or Mila Kunis.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I would have said Mila.....





























....until I saw this picture

 

[Ars Magna]

Kate Beckinsale.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[NAD]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/217922-name-one-celebrity-you-wish-have-sex-describe.html

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I've been owned by the one-man RC archive. Shit!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

This is my face right now:

 

[ChaosLee]

Olivia Wilde

 

[NAD]

I've been owned by the one-man RC archive. Shit!

This is my face right now:

I started reading this thread thinking "wait a second, I think I did this once, something about jizzing in Mariah Carey's hair?"

Ummm... probably these days Christina Aguilera I guess. When she got fat I got wood somethin' fierce.

The only time I ever jerked off at my place of work I used a People magazine with a picture of her to finish the deed.

I had worked there 9 years and was quitting in a few days. I said "wtf I've never jerked off here!" and so went to town.

That was the only material I could find to help me get to the top of the mountain (and it was good). Since then it's been love.

 

[Matt]

I would have said Mila.....

....until I saw this picture

:zombie:

I'd also bang the fuck out of any of the Kardashian sisters.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Ummm... probably these days Christina Aguilera I guess. When she got fat I got wood somethin' fierce.

The only time I ever jerked off at my place of work I used a People magazine with a picture of her to finish the deed.

I had worked there 9 years and was quitting in a few days. I said "wtf I've never jerked off here!" and so went to town.

 

[einride]

this guy

 

[Demilich]

My sisters think I am so weird for finding Jennifer Lawrence really fucking hot!! A lot of it has to do with her role as a recovering sex-addict crazy girl in Silver Linings Playbook. She just seems different from your usual Hollywood starlet.

Also, I stayed up til 4am yesterday reading all the pages of that old "which-celeb-would-you-bang?" thread... wow.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'd probably opt to fulfill a teenage fantasy and fuck Kari Wuhrer. Don't know what she looks like today though. She couldn't look more off than Kunis, that's for sure.

 

[Belac]

Kate Beckinsale hands down. Even as she gets older she is damn near perfect, but especially in her 20's.

 

[refraction]

Obama. Just for bragging rights.

 

[Tranquillian]

Megan Fox

 

[theoden236]

Eliza Dushku. 'nuff said

 

[Ars Magna]

I almost went with Jennifer Lawrence, as well. Hot as fuck and she seems like she'd be great to drink with.