it would be the least fucke dup with a male friend i'd think.
a female friend would probably be the most fucked up and awkward thing on this planet. especially if it a braud(he he, i said braud) you like. that would suck...he he....suck....
never been caught yet, just thought of it at work the other day. and it would be pretty fucking awkward no matter what. i think the least bad would be a girlfrind/wife, tho they mite get pissed that you are 'cheatin' on them with your hand or some other crazy chick drama.
"love the way you phrased masterbating neal: whackin your pud.
brilliant"