If you had a band...what would you call it?

[Jericha]

I'm in a band called the Christ Punchers.

 

[Captain Beard]

Loki. And we wouldn't be viking metal, we'd be melodic death.

 

[Officer Nice]

In high school I was in a punk band called Jesus Pant Wad.

Otherwise if I was in a band now, I'd call it Fucking Dead Horses.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

an lyrical sampling from Evil and Stuff:

Mukak
One by one, we burn the crosses
One by one, we slay the Christians
For evil burns in our hearts
Turns them to hellish ice!

Like the winter chill, we ride in
On horse back, with the strength of dragons
Swords high, we charge the chapel
Destroying holy treasures, defiling sacred altars!

Chorus:
From the northern Winds, you’ll hear our satanic cries!
Mukak!
Praising the Name of the dark lord, Bow to our steel!
Mukak!
We are the minions of Lucifer, we are evil and stuff!
Mukak!

Abandon thy lord, or thou shalt perish
Embrace thine sinner within
Raise the cup of blood, hail the name
Satanas reigns supreme!

Nevermore will the disciples suffer
The oppression of ye god
Cloaked warriors liberate the blind
Before making them the final sacrifice!

Chorus

The era of blood and sin!
Collides with the era of deceiving light!
To no more drown the desire…
To be…
Evil…….
AND STUFF!!!

Chorus (maybe a couple times… who knows, maybe some outro)

 

[Necromunchkin]

I still stand by calling my band "Your Mom."

Think of the possibilities.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

my band is towering creepy bastards, of course

 

[Super Mahrio]

Towering Creepy Bastards! \m/

i think a good band name would be The Cash Cows...i made a shirt that says that and everyone asked me what it meant...i always said it was my band...

 

[dumpy]

Fuckrump, the greatest ban name ever

 

[Super Mahrio]

i was thinking Dumpster Of Doom...thats if you were in a band Dumpy

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

but what about crotchwiggle?

 

[Super Mahrio]

hahahahahahaha Cara!!!
GrandFather Cock would be a good one too...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha! it would indeed

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

A couple of years ago I was the vocalist for an industrial/metal/horror themed band named "Obsinian". The previous name was "God's Teeth" but after a while I figured it sounded like a Christian band or too mocking or something, when it was actually just an expression I though sounded cool. We did some demos under "Hyde Park" then Linkin Park became popular and we didn't want to be remotely associated with those ass clowns.

Our logo was so awesome, the O was creepy and the SIN part was all loopy so it really stuck out...But alas the guitarist moved to study music professionally and I got hooked on pain killers and got fat, and took a corporate job so no more Obsinian.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i was in a band breifly back in the day but i dont remember what we officially called ourselves..we really didnt have a name....

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

How about a gore band called "Fuck Will Bozarth. Fuck Him In His Fucking Ear."?

Jamie - I play drums. Finally got my drumset fixed, so we should be getting back into action this weekend. I'll let you know when we get a gig.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh now please, pyrus. what about "put your crotch in the jewfro"?

 

[Super Mahrio]

cool!!

 

[REXHAVX]

Quim Jizm!!

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

I'd call my band "Nevermore Sucks"


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ph33r my extreme wittiness! Get it? you see, i came to a thread on the official Nevermore board, which has a lot of Nevermore fans, and I said I would name my band, on the Nevermore board with a lot of fans, "Nevermore Sucks" because its funny because this board has a lot of fans and they definately dont think nevermore sucks cause this is the official nevermore board!!!!!!!LOLOOLOOLLLOLLC:AHSFAA:LKSAJSF:LKASN VL v=agvaiphgb~~!~`111

 

[Super Mahrio]

hahah shut up Vertigo! lol!!