If you were a fruit...

[Profanity]

An Apple is big and hard and therefore has the ability to hurt other fruits.

 

[Taliesin]

Im a sprinter grape you fag!

PWNED!

 

[Profanity]

ok, sorry.

 

[The Serpent King]

Tomato

 

[Profanity]

I love tomatos.

 

[TB666]

Why tomato ???
They are so fragile.

 

[Profanity]

Tomatos are the best of both worlds, they are both masculine and feminine.

 

[ante]

strawberry here

 

[xenophobe]

I would be a peach!

*reference to obscure cheech and chong joke*

 

[NaTaSMAI]

You big fruit!

 

[Steve]

I would be Rob Halford

 

[Eirik]

If he's gay then that's brilliant

*shakes Steve's hand*

 

[xenophobe]

actually, yes he is...

 

[Jax]

oh man..LMAO

 

[Eirik]

Hahahahha.. great stuff..

 

[Rusty]

@ Steve

 

[Potpossum]

If I was a fruit..........
I would be MR BEAST's date.

 

[Profanity]

He is very cool.

 

[PoS]

ahh I think I'ma strawberry cos I'm sweet I'm a bit fruity! and cos I luuuuurve me* so much!
but wait a minute. is a strawberry really a fruit? I mean, it has all it's seeds on the outside. strawberry's and tomato's always confused me. ah, and I'd ask you to forgive my drunken ramblings last night, but it would appear that while I'm currently stone cold sober we're in for more of the same.

nite all!

*them! cos I love them so much!

 

[Profanity]

Strawberries are too small to be a realistic option for a fruit which someone wanted to be.