If you were a fruit...

[Ethereal Sage]

I think I would be a durian...not so crash hot on the outside, but if you can get past that, the inside is a lot better.

 

[ante]

@adam

@fåtty size of a strawberry is perfect for use in movies

 

[PoS]

I'd be a hard masculine Apple.

Strawberries are too small to be a realistic option for a fruit which someone wanted to be.

yeah, well how often do you hear of a "bruised strawberry"? besides, I'm petite!

*continued in rep*

 

[ante]

hehe

 

[Susie]

i'm surprised no one wanted to be a couple of plums

 

[TB666]

i'm surprised no one wanted to be a couple of plums

Plums hhmm??
Then I will give people the shits. :Smug:
Sounds good.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you might be meaning prunes when relating to giving people the runs.

 

[TB666]

I thought that plums do that too.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Could be, I guess the point is as that particular fruit, you give people the shits

 

[Rusty]

I think I would be a durian...not so crash hot on the outside, but if you can get past that, the inside is a lot better.

That's why I picked pineapple. I'm prickly and ugly on the outside, but then once you get inside I'm all sour and bitter.

 

[Fourka]

A fig i guess

 

[Ethereal Sage]

@ Rusty

Great minds...

 

[Taliesin]

OK Possum... now Im scared

 

[Stoner Sioux]

I would be a strawberry

 

[Heavy Metal Fantasy]

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you might be meaning prunes when relating to giving people the runs.

AWWWW...That's exactly what I was gonna be! A PRUN - So if any one ate me the'yd get the shits! And then I could cover myself in livt so NO ONE would eat me, except maybe the dog!

 

[anonymousnick2001]

I would be Rob Halford

You totally stole my answer, bitch.

Now I'll have to be either Elton John or Lars Ulrich...

 

[Abbey Normal]

Some kind of cloven fruit, a clementine perhaps. In a time before altoids, cloven fruits were associated with a kiss.

 

[xenophobe]

A fig i guess

Figs from greece are the best










*somehow edited instead of replying

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I think Xeno would be a lemon, cause he sucks up alot

 

[Lokakuu]

sorry , just spammed, but thats funny Ethereal.