Emperor N.'s Thought of the Day, Vol 1

[Emperor Norton]

If insanity were a fruit, I'd grow an orchard of the best damn nuts you ever saw., cheerio.

And yes...exactly.

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Trapped in a corner's thought for the day:

If your vague attempt at humour was funny, i would have laughed.

 

[jimbobhickville]

jimbobhickville's thought of the day:
"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)"

Enjoy.

 

[Pure Evil]

i want some pie

 

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Trapped
Trapped in a corner's thought for the day:

If your vague attempt at humour was funny, i would have laughed.

Maybe it appears to be a vague attempt because it wasn't an attempt at all.

Thought of the Day Vol. II, inspired by above post:
"We may spend our lives searching for the end of PI, but we'll only spend a night yelling at the asshole that had the last piece."

 

[Captain Beard]

Thought of the day for Señor NoLordy: Would Pat Robertson like Arch Enemy?

 

[Emperor Norton]

Whoops, accidently posted as Unregistered, but that was me...
Pat Robertson wouldn't like Arch Enemy, because he can stand neither demons nor science.

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

jimbobhickville's thought of the day:
"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)"

ha ha.

"If life deals you lemons.... Eat your fucking lemons, you whiner"

(note: THat was blatantly stolen...)

 

[jimbobhickville]

so was mine. It was out of "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy. They use to feature them on Saturday Night Live. Damn funny random thoughts. Here's another:

If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

...And you tell me this NOW?? I've got a prosthetic arm, one leg and half an eye-ball because of my bloody keys...!!





"The light at the end of the tunnel..... Is a fucking Train"

Was purely mine actually.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

"if you think your life sucks, look at an egg, it only gets laid once"

and

"no one dies a virgin, we all get screwed in the end"

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

"if you think your life sucks, look at an egg, it only gets laid once"

ha ha ha.

"no one dies a virgin, we all get screwed in the end"

*Groan*...

That last one was terrible...!

 

[jimbobhickville]

The Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I was allowed to move about freely, cook my own meals, and even hurl large stones at their heads. It wasn't until later that I discovered they weren't Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers.