I think Moose is just going through an awkward stage in his life. Erik not being here has obviously really affected him too. I mean what the fuck does one do with an orphaned oompa loompa? It's not like the chocolate factory runs by itself.
true story, though it's not like he doesn't post there anyway.
my fellow castaways would be jerry and susperia and any other two people, i don't really care who, as long as they could appreciate the awesome that would inevitably result.