If you work here how yould you respond to the phone?

1) female voice: "fuk mi, do you have a reservation?"

2) male voice: "restaurant fook mee, of a distinct far east origin and with no connection whatsoever to the english language, may i help you although i'm skeptical on the subject?"

3) voice of a relative: "mommy, i told you before i'm not working in a whorehouse. it's a decent restaurant, believe me!"